Wooly Llama ( why does llama have 2 Ls )

Watching your parents have sex covered in mayonaise

OR

Having Sex while covered in mayonaise with the fat lunch lady from elementary school ( You know, the one with the hairy Mole on her nose.)

 

Watching your parents have sex covered in mayonaise but only if i could look away when the rotting corpse(yes i said corpse they died in a fire this was before the advent of dna scans) were exposed if not then id totaly take the lounch lady and then resolve to having a sex change after wards


for the guys(or lesbians)
dead!transfigured!into!a!basilisk!cannon!ginny(with the eyes still open) or my version!ginny who has had multiple partners at 13(and contracted 3 varieation of magical aids)



for the ladys(or homosexual men)
this guy go here http://www.batistapereira.com.br/?area=materias&id=18
and search for this entery 1/6/2007 just press ctrl-f and enter it
or this guy http://www.shroudofturin4journalists.com/demolay.htm

 

Hm. I would have to say...GTFO before you're eaten alive in this forum. This thread died about 5 months ago dipshit, let it lie. Lurk more, got it memorized?

And another thing, I did not see a single sentence in the first two paragraphs that a human of average intelligence could understand.

 

i am from botswana(thats in africa) i work in a freaking diamond mine ok. i am also aflected with a deasese called giantism which mean i am partaily blind with a tomur in my brain that sits on the putuatary gland you know the one that regulates grouth hormones in puberty that forces it to produce all your life and the surgery at my age has a 75 percent death rate. I am sorry if my bad spelling and grammer offended you some how. to someone with average human i.q. ergo(thats pronounce air-go) not in the negitives that would have been a quite clear post ok. just so you know i probibly outscore you on every iq test you've ever taken, simply becase i score 50 points above supeeroir in my native dialect if you test me in english id score 25 points above supeerior.
EDIT:> oh yes one more thing the reason i cant get a good job is beacause my job is the good job my nation is one of the worlds largest prudusers off near perfect quality diamonds

 

Ahem. The point, dickweed, is that Necro-ing is a bad idea. So don't do it. And your sob story? I was somewhat sympathetic up to the point where you went and said you could outscore dear Dain Bread on an IQ test by exactly 25 points, with absolutely no logical explanation whatsoever.

 

ok ive narrow it down some see that word there ad again in italics ive got my trusty dictionary out now let spell that word corecly for you and give the definition
superior
1. higher in station, rank, degree, importance, etc.: a superior officer.
2. above the average in excellence, merit, intelligence, etc.: superior math students.
3. of higher grade or quality: superior merchandise.
4. greater in quantity or amount: superior numbers.
5. showing a consciousness or feeling of being better than or above others: superior airs.
6. not yielding or susceptible (usually fol. by to): to be superior to temptation.
7. higher in place or position: We moved our camp to superior ground.
8. Botany. a. situated above some other organ.
b. (of a calyx) seeming to originate from the top of the ovary.
c. (of an ovary) free from the calyx.

9. Anatomy. (of an organ or part) a. higher in place or position; situated above another.
b. toward the head. Compare inferior

10. Printing. written or printed high on a line of text, as the “2” in a2b; superscript. Compare inferior

one superior to another.
12. Also called superscript. Printing. a superior letter, number, or symbol. Compare inferior
13. Ecclesiastical. the head of a monastery, convent, or the like.
in the case of iq tests its a rank at which you score
edit forgot itilics

 

Now you've got me going. If you scored 50 points above superior in your native dialect, how does that translate to you scoring 25 points above superior in your Engrish? It hasn't impressed me. In fact, it seems to me you'd be stymied by a simple spelling test.

Side Note: I'd love it if a mod/admin locked this up before I say something I'll regret.

 

ok let me tell you something about the langugue you are speaking now it origenates in latin anglo saxson and some tutonic while my native langugue starts from one source whose spelling and grammer is better now the persons whose starts from one source or the persons whos langugue quite literaly is a mish mash pish posh piced togeather thing that can have word that have an anglo saxon pre-fix a latin root word and a tutonic sufix its quite confusing

 

OK,

A) Punctuation. Learn it.

B) How the fuck is that supposed to explain your hypothesised I.Q. test scores?

C) Yes, English is fucked. I know this.

 

it means of coarse a simple spelling test is going to stump me. when in essence when your learning english you are in essence learning the basics of the latin langugues the anglo saxon langugues and abit of the tutonic langugues if you get into a spelling test that asks what the root langugue/s are of coarse I'd be stumped knocking off 25 points based on the spelling questions that asked for roots

 

Hell, you think spelling would be bad, take a look at grammar. English is probably the most unordered language on the face of the planet. It lays out a few clear-cut rules, and then proceeds to add about ten thousand exceptions that violate those rules in every concievable way. The point I'm getting at is that a language switch would probably doom your score on an IQ test, if you can't handle the language very well. Speaking candidly, you can't.

 

i f-ing(can i curse on these forums i read the rules i dont think there was but some time its like an unspoken rule) know i mean aeiou and sometimes y



o yes am am sorry about my grammer it is currently 5:27 am

edit mod please lock this theard if not simply because i necroed it then because it has strayed from its purpose as a timewaster and turned into a debate anbd debates are not timewasters unless theres lightning

 

Yeah, swearing on this Forum is pretty much allowed. Just don't overdo it. At this point I'm so drawn away from my original point I probably can't continue coherently. We'll do this: Don't Necro, all is forgiven, and have a good morning.

Edit: Yeah, what dark007 said. Oh, and I took an IQ test. Lookie, My Results!

 

And go the to the introduction section and introduce yourself.

 

Blood Elf

Backflip

Or

Frontflip

 

Backflip

Jon or Jonathon?

 

Jonathon, though I would probably shorten it to Jon

Stalin

or

Hitler

 

Hitler because he actually did something slightly good before completely fucking the world over with a barge pole.

Monarchy

or

Dictatorship

 

Monarchy, let's just keep it in the family.

Typical FFN Queer!Harry banged up the ass by every male in cannon

Or

Slutty Lily who screwed everything with a penis...don't ask (actually saw this in a fanfic once)
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