Greatness

Discuss.

 

Oh great, another pedophile!snape fic. Did we really need more of this shit?

 

This guys needs to make a noose and hang himself. Seriously.

 

Ahh yes... the glory that is some punk ass kid's act of combining his World of Warcraft fixation with JKR's series of squarish papery things filled with words.

After reading the first few paragraphs, I was seized by the sincere hope that the author of this fic truly does "die in a fire".

And the sooner the better.

Saying anything more about this fic is, frankly, a waste of good oxygen

 

That's not enough for him. He should be boiled alive in a cauldron full of acid. He should have small animals pushed into his urethra, like the candiru in South America. The one that lodges itself in your penis and eats out the inside of it... Nasty, but nothing more than this guy deserves.

Aek

 

This is a fucking horse cock in tiny mouth.

 

Yep, that about sums up my thoughts on this fic. Shall we start to sharpen our kitchenwares?

 

Huh. I was wrong.

My view on humanity CAN get worse.

 

I am baffled at the amount of time and energy these people spend on utterly ridiculous shit. I mean how completely absurd is this? I read the first couple of sentences and could not bring myself to go any further. Jesus H...

 

I'm all in favor of that. Dulling my wooden spoon edge now.

 

I was expecting it to be MUCH worse, truthfully. Fairly good grammar and spelling, at least, even if the plotline sucks donkey balls.

Why the fuck do all these tards mistake the main character of Harry Potter to be Greaseball Snape?

In conclusion... MURDER.

 

Why do people insist on puting Snape and Hermione together?????

 

Most people who write Hermione/Snape stories are taking the "evidence" that she stands up for him against Harry's and Ron's insults to mean that she's in love with the bastard.


I hate to say it, but the story does have one (itsy bitsy) thing going for it - it's not a Snape/Harry fic.

 

Because, they are squeeing fangirls that are mistaking Alan Rickman for Severus Snape.


They imagine him as looking like this:

(and if he did look like that... who could blame them for wanting a piece)
And fail to understand that he actually looks like this:


Add the idea of forbidden sex with an older (more experienced) man, have them project themselves into Hermione's shoes (since she is the only real female lead), add female libido, stir, and there you go.

 

Lovely second picture of Snape.

Well, like someone said, at least it's a straight pairing...not that it really makes it any better.

 

I'd hit it.

 

When you take Garret's first picture, add the hands and That Voice, well, I'll certainly report for detention, Professor. I'd do ANYTHING to improve my grade...

 

I hope Vash rapes you daily.