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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lecter, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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  2. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm almost positive we already have this on another thread. I can't remember where, but someone else will tell you(if it's actually there).

    If not, I know I've watched it before. It's hilarious.
     
  4. Spanks

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    Was that Lindsay Lohan? Too bad, she was hot in that video, but nowadays she is a skanky whore who goes to rehab every 3 months, gets drunk when she gets out, goes back to rehab, and now gets pulled over for another DUI and possession of Cocaine. That bitch is going to jail. What's the minimum for drug possesion? 10-20 years? Maybe less since she is a celeb.
     
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    Yeah, that was an SNL skit, and that was Lindsay. Funny video.
     
  6. Virusgod

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    Didn't you hear? It wasn't hers, it was her friends!
     
  7. Spanks

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    Lol. Is that what she is doing? Putting the blame on her friend? In America is doesn't matter if the drugs are yours or no. t If you are in a car with someone who has drugs, everyone in the car is guilty. She can accuse her friend and plead her innocents all she wants it doesn't change that she is just as in trouble as the person who had the drugs.(at least that is what happened to my brothers friend).

    I hope she goes to jail, she needs a reality check, because if this were people like me or anyone else we would be in jail by the end of the month.
     
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    Yeah I saw this on SNL, the part with Hermione and Snape is the best.
     
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    DLR- Ever have one of those moments where you actually sputter when you are laughing? Well, I just did. That video was priceless. The best was the end when the narrator said the title and how he said Fire seductively.
     
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    I'm sure something from the broken wand episode could be slotted into that last video rather prefectly.
     
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    "Please, call me Severus"

    "I don't know, but it's making nervous and sweaty"

    Ah, the rare funny SNL skit - when they're on, they are damn funny. Too bad the other 90% isn't funny. I think this may have been posted on the funny video thread, but if it was, it was so long ago that who really cares?

    -J
     
  13. Cxjenious

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    "I didn't enter"... fuckin hilarious
     
  14. Le

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    DLR, that was absolutely priceless. I loved the, "I don't know what happened tonight," and then Ron turns over. That was priceless.
     
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    Lol, this is on E! Entertainment right now. They are playing an old episode of SNL, and this was the skit. Heh.
     
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    Hagrid was the best. "I have to go in the woods and tame my dragon" lol.
     
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    Actually, besides that last line, I thought Hagrid was the lamest part of the whole scene. Snape definitely was the funniest. 'Call me, Severus.... No, no, call me Professor..'

    DLR- That video was great. The laughing in the background was sort of lame but I was laughing the entire time anyways.
     
  18. eldrad36

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    I heard Linsey Lohan is playing Ginny in the HBP movie. Yet somehow i feel bad for the crack smoking whore's reputation.

    Its was alright. Snape was good though.
     
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    Link?

    /chars
     
  20. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Breasts, the abattoir of intellect.
     
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