I had this idea while at work for an Alternative Universe/Humor Parody post DH fic.

Essentially at the final moment when Voldemort and Harry cast their curses at each other the Elder Wand malfunctions since it is being used against its master and transports BOTH Harry and Voldemort to an alternative universe.

Harry and Voldemort arrive wandless in... (drumroll) The Hundred Acre Wood, with all of your favourite characters like Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Pigglet, Eor, Rabbit, Owl and so on...

Thoughts?

 

No, just no. Please if you need to tarnish something don't mess with pooh.

 

I can just imagine Tigger doing his 'Supdy-Duper, Loopdy-Looper, Alley-ooper bounce' right on Voldemort's head(don't ask me how I remember that. My little sister used to watch WtP). It would be amusing, but wtf would Harry do then? All he could do in the actual book his resign himself to his fate and hope that he survived. If the elder wand can't save him, he's dead unless Piglet goes stuffed-animal commando on Voldemort's ass.

 

What the fuck? Is this Kingdom Hearts?

 

We could also mix apple pie with raw catfish.

Neither idea is a good one and is better left unsaid.

 

Winnie the Pooh is sacred territory - just because Disney whored the stories out doesn't mean you should. I don't see how it would be possible to mix these two genres in any way except the highest of slapstick parodies, which are really hit or miss. Please - don't do it.

-J

 

And while we're at it how about a Harry Potter/ Magic School Bus crossover?
Yeah, no. Some things works and some things don't. Lets leave the those worlds separate. We don't want the donkey to kill himself now do we?

 

Never. Mess. With the Pooh.

DLR... you've lived a sad, deprived childhood if you haven't heard of Winnie the Pooh.

Why not try combining DH with the Magic Roundabout. Both suck arse, and couldn't really get worse.

 

Hardcore Winnie the Pooh.

I remember somebody having a avatar like that.

Anyways, a stupid idea.

 

Yeah, I had no idea what the hell the Magic Roundabout was so I looked it up. All I will say is that I hate you now Mordecai for introducing such an evil thing to my knowledgebase.

Also, in a crossover between Pooh and HP the author would try and kill off Eeyore. That would be cause for death. You don't screw with Eeyore.

 

In Kingdom Hearts, Sora and his band of merry fuck buddies land in The Hundred Acre Wood through a book. I was relating his idea, to that. And yes, I do know of Winnie the Pooh. I even have a Winnie the Pooh book.

 

Come on people! Wouldn't it be awesome to see Harry Potter trying to get honey pots and fighting off Heffalumps and Woozles? Sexy, kinda?

/me snorts.

 

And that bitch Rabbit would totally give Hermione something to live up too! Ron would also have a mentor with Eeyore the loyal sidekick.

 

I bet someone on a nice, deadly mix of acid, heroine, and your pick of shroom would have a lovely time writing this.