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Wardrobe Malfunction

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nymphe, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. Nymphe

    Nymphe Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Oct 17, 2007 #1
  2. Murton

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    Oct 17, 2007 #2
    Is it just me, or is the middle picture shopped? Suddenly she's no longer red in the face or chest at all when she looks at them, and they suddenly become more round and non saggy.

    She looks like Australian Senator Helen Coonan in the others.

    Btw: The necklace remind you of American Pie 3 anyone?
     
  3. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Oct 18, 2007 #3
    My eyes have bled.
     
  4. Jamven

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    Oct 18, 2007 #4
    I do not know what to make about that 3rd picture. Seems that she is trying to not laugh... or cry.

    You talking about "that" scene?
     
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  5. fantasyfreak

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    Oct 18, 2007 #5
    I fell like my eyes were stabbed.
     
  6. BioPlague

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    Oct 18, 2007 #6
    Now that's a mom I'd like to feel.
     
  7. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Oct 18, 2007 #7
    ...Standards lower than Spacks: Check.

    Never thought I'd see that. :)
     
  8. The Mysterious Nobody

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    Oct 18, 2007 #8
    They made an article about it? Man, that's some news, almost mugglenet worthy...

    And another thing, What the fuck is with american comunication media and tits on public events? It seems that they've never seen breasts before. Do tits make american reporters blush? We're still laughing here with that crap about Janet Jackson's flacid tit flash.


    I'll just imagine this comment was never written

    ...

    Argh! It's not working!
     
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  9. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    Oct 18, 2007 #9
    Firstly to those who know of me i'm back, and on to the topic.

    To be fair i probably would just so i could say that i had, lets be honest shes not the most ugly woman in the world, and her tits do look quite nice. I'm also quite suprised she took it as well as she did, handled it with quite a bit of dignity.
     
  10. sephiroththebrokenangel

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    Oct 18, 2007 #10
    I know its bad of me but I would so hit that.
     
  11. SushiZ

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    Oct 18, 2007 #11
    lol looks to me like it was staged so that somehow she still remains in the news even after her books are out.
    Funny thing is she looks exactly like this one bitch that used to be my teacher in high school.
     
  12. Silent

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    What I want to know: How is this news? I mean, all we see is a bit of bra. Not even a particularly fascinating one, either.
     
  13. Tehan

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    Oct 19, 2007 #13
    Ye might have a point, Silent. Now if instead we had a Paris Hilton-esque sex tape...

    Syao would bleed to death through his eyeballs.
     
  14. Dark Syaoran

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    While I hang from a flag pole, chicken-wire wrapped around my throat.

    Urgh. Paris Hilton...

    Paris Hilton and Britney Spears... uuurgh.
     
  15. Niffler Lord

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    Yup she's really off her marbles. The dress is such that she should have been able to see her bar in the mirror when she was putting on makeup. So perhaps this was staged. Plus that looks like a "push up" bra too.

    I think JKR is going thought a Britney Phase. You know "I'm a star, so I can do anything that make me look like an idiotic slut" phase.
     
  16. Boofers

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    Oct 22, 2007 #16
    For $1 Billion I would hit it. It's easy being shallow when you like yourself as little as I do.