I was skimming through fanfiction.net when I say this appear on my screen:

Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell

I was thinking "hmm, hope its hot Daphne/Harry goodness." Of course the title already sounded like it was going to be a mediocre story, but there's always hope until I clicked the link which I will not provide due to sheer disgust since the pairing shown immediately made me see red: Ron W. X OC (ie Greengrass)

If I find this fucking moron its going to bleed.

 

I had a look at this, and the author's profile. Reveals some interesting facts:

"Take it like a man?" Is this the same pussy that threw a hissy-fit every time Harry got noticed for having both his parents murdered?

Further:

Then how come you've paired Ron with Daphne?

And it only gets worse. Fourth Chapter:

Fangirl Alert!

Fuck making the bitch bleed. I'm going to decapitate her.

 

...you guys are weird.

You're like the anti-fangirl fangirls.

-shudders-

-leaves-

 

Would that even help?

 

Maybe not, but we'll sure have fun doing it.

 

I was implying she was already lobotomized before she wrote it.

Still, no harm in practicing...

 

No harm at all..... :twisted:

 

Decapitation is too quick and painless

 

Yeah, I've always wondered why Daphne is so well liked amongst as DLPers... I guess the name 'Greengrass' just has a lot to do with that. And yeah, I'm a fan of the pairing too.

 

That is probably an all to true statement...

... On the other hand they sure are fun to watch ^.^

:banana:

 

Im going to vomit. This is so bad i want to pay for her nut implants just so i can kick her. Hands up who think Ron Weasley is a hard-man?

*gazes into a sea of lowered extremities*

 

Please see Example A.

Protip: Stop taking yourself so seriously.

 

In the immortal words of Goldmember: Let Ze Shoosting Begin!!!!

 

{Shakes head}

You'd have been better off just letting this one die Morse...