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Nutshot you won't believe

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Midknight, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    The guy who got hit looks like someone I know.
     
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    Auwtch, there goes his chance of ever having children...
    I especially liked his scream in slow-motion. :D
     
  4. Seratin

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    Why? I mean one day when his wife leaves him because he cant have kids will he honestly think....wow that horribly painful shot in the nuts was totally worth the divorce proceedings?

    Still though. lol.
     
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    If this guy is dumb enough to do that, funny as that may be, I surely hope that he won't be able to have any children... :p
     
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    If this guy can't have children he should get a Darwin Award.
     
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    Am I the only one wincing at that? Because, jesus, that WAS funny, but that HAS to hurt like fuck and I wince in sympathy.
     
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    Jeezuz, Midknight: I'm STILL cringing.

    That guy, whoever he is, has to be one of the toughest bastards I've ever seen. Unless the vid was staged, there's no way I think I'd be able to walk around immediately after that hit. Those playground ponies have to stand up to hundreds of fat kids riding them every day, so think of how hard that must've hit....Owwwch
     
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    Am I the only one who thought the funniest part was the fat kid falling off the thing?

    The rest was just brutal
     
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    Ouch. Motherfucking ouch. I can't believe he was walking after that.
     
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    That guy must have one hell of a high pain tolerance.

    I thought it was hilarious though.
     
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    Ehh, It's nothing compared to Dirty Sanchez, those guys are a dangerous combination of dumb and dumber.
     
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    I'm sure he was on the ground after a few seconds.. Every nut shot I've ever taken never REALLY hurt until after the first 5-10 seconds
     
  14. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I'm calling him in a cup or something. I've gotten kicked before almost that hard and it dropped me to the ground with tears coming out I couldn't stop.

    Now I've also been hit in the balls by a bat when I charged the mound at a weekly neighborhood game. I brought the bat to beat the guy, thought twice about it, dropped it and punched him, he went down, grabbed the
    bat and belted the shit out of me. Hurt b/c of the pressure, lots of bruising, but I was walking and talking and whupping that ass afterwards.
     
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    Looks a bit staged, he moved up and looked like he was bracing himself for impact(in the slow-mo). The hardest I've ever been hit in the nuts was when I was playing basketball with my cousin and he kneed me, I guess I was lucky that he was just a sixth-grader.
     
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    Playing football, I won possession and proceeded to run with the ball. Other player threw a tantrum swung round and with a kick proceeded to nail my balls to my gooch. Momentum, loose shorts and a jiggling sack combined to cripple me.:)
     
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    That's exactly what I was thinking. I've seen dudes crumple with less than that.
     
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    I've had one that induced swelling before - was on the ground with tears for about 15 minutes.

    The pain rising in to my stomach was what really killed me >_>
     
  19. KlavoHunter

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    Of COURSE it was staged - the whole point of it was so they could film their buddy getting nailed in the nuts as hard as they could make happen.
     
  20. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I got in trouble once for getting hit in the balls. They said I made him do it or some shit. My worst was when I got kicked while I was stretching during a football practice. I felt like I was going to hurl my stomach hurt so bad.
     
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