can't wait for chapter 12 to come out jbern.....

but i think the bigger question on everyone's mind is....

WILL THERE BE BLOOD?!

 

My psychologist told me I was going to hell for being such a psychopath.

I broke his finger for thinking so low of me.

I'll rule hell, bitches!

I personally hate Umbridge. But I also don't want her injured or hurt.

She was, IMO, one of the few properly characterised people in the HP books. She's so easy to hate so completely and you want to just throw her into active helicopter rotors, but it feels so good to hate her.

I wanna see what HJ does to Umbridge in fifth year

 

If it's anything like what Harry does to Umbridge in Denarian Knight, I would be pleased.

 

I was realy hoping Malfoy would die... *sigh*

 

Nah, HJ seems to have more subtlety than DK!Harry ever has or will have. But really that just makes me want to see what he does even more.

 

Indeed.

HJ strikes me as the kinda guy to have Dobby FaceHump Wormtail until he chokes and dies.

Point in fact, why can't Harry have Dobby teleport to Wormtail and bring him back?

 

WHAT 9000?!?. Looking forward to the .

 

*Dead-pans*

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

*Head-desk*

 

Christ on a pogo stick! DBZ quotes! Next one gets you a bullet...............

 

Dobby would need to know where Wormtail is.


Thats the impression i get with House elf Magic.
If House elves could know where anyone is at any given time, the Ministry would send wave after wave of elves after Deatheaters and Voldemort.(Vamps/Werewovles/Giants/Trolls/Sirius Black/Carrot Top/Runaway Childern/etc...)

 

The elves seem to have hidden a majority of their magic, even in canon. The Ministry might not even know, and besides which, what incentive would there be for them to attack in the first place? They're mis-treated spawn of satan. Dobby is the only one that shows any real loyalty, and that's just because he happened to not piss off someone who should have broken his little green neck for getting his broom smashed to little pieces via the tree of ass-kicking.

 

OH Damnit you people a competition between HJ, and Denarian Harry would be absolutely awesome.

Now I will be trying to decide who too cheer for.

 

Kinda disappointed actually.

Should have stuck to the old rules and let Harry duel him to the death.

 

I have to say that I agree. Harry's gotten screwed over enough; killing Malfoy would be a good break from that. Particularly if it's done slowly. Very, very slowly. Oh, and with fire. Can't forget the fire.

Narion

 

Fire really does make everything better.

 

Hell no! Let the little fucker live with being publicly humiliated, (hopefully it'll be permanent) and ostracized for being an incompetent wanna-be badass.

Death would be getting off too easily. Use fire if that trips your trigger but make sure he lives long enough for the children to be horrified and run away screaming from him in the street. That's revenge, not a relatively clean and honorable death.

 

I believe this quote from the Princess Bride explains my view. (Substitue Westly for Harry and the Prince for Draco)

Westley: No. To the pain.

Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

 

Death is way-too-good for Draco.

I have to agree - humiliation is the way to go.

And then rinse and repeat.

Ad nauseum. Because, face it, Draco is not the brightest candle in the candleabra. He won't learn from one humiliation, or two, or five, but maybe after ten or fifteen he might start getting a clue.

Maybe.

(By the way, darkendlight, great quote!)

 

Perfection. I've always wanted to do that to someone