1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. hance1986

    hance1986 Card Captored and buttsecksed

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2007
    Messages:
    39
    can't wait for chapter 12 to come out jbern.....

    but i think the bigger question on everyone's mind is....

    WILL THERE BE BLOOD?!
     
  2. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2008
    Messages:
    9,027
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Baile Átha Cliath
    I hope so. I also really hope that HJ kills Draco Malfoy.
    Slowly.
    My psychiatrist tells me it's unnatural to harbour such a deep-seated hatred for a fictional character, but it's just too damn fun!
     
  3. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2007
    Messages:
    281
    Location:
    The Void
    My psychologist told me I was going to hell for being such a psychopath.

    I broke his finger for thinking so low of me.

    I'll rule hell, bitches!

    I personally hate Umbridge. But I also don't want her injured or hurt.

    She was, IMO, one of the few properly characterised people in the HP books. She's so easy to hate so completely and you want to just throw her into active helicopter rotors, but it feels so good to hate her.

    I wanna see what HJ does to Umbridge in fifth year :D
     
  4. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2008
    Messages:
    1,438
    Location:
    Florida
    If it's anything like what Harry does to Umbridge in Denarian Knight, I would be pleased.
     
  5. Cxjenious

    Cxjenious Dark Lord

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2005
    Messages:
    1,874
    Location:
    TN
    I was realy hoping Malfoy would die... *sigh*
     
  6. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,101
    Nah, HJ seems to have more subtlety than DK!Harry ever has or will have. But really that just makes me want to see what he does even more.
     
  7. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2007
    Messages:
    281
    Location:
    The Void
    Indeed.

    HJ strikes me as the kinda guy to have Dobby FaceHump Wormtail until he chokes and dies.

    Point in fact, why can't Harry have Dobby teleport to Wormtail and bring him back? o_O
     
  8. ForsakenOne

    ForsakenOne Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2007
    Messages:
    383
    WHAT 9000?!?. Looking forward to the :eek::whipped:.
     
  9. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2007
    Messages:
    281
    Location:
    The Void
    *Dead-pans*

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

    IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

    *Head-desk*
     
  10. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2008
    Messages:
    1,163
    Location:
    At your mothers house
    Christ on a pogo stick! DBZ quotes! Next one gets you a bullet...............
     
  11. Boo

    Boo Auror

    Joined:
    May 29, 2007
    Messages:
    630
    Location:
    Maryland
    Dobby would need to know where Wormtail is.


    Thats the impression i get with House elf Magic.
    If House elves could know where anyone is at any given time, the Ministry would send wave after wave of elves after Deatheaters and Voldemort.(Vamps/Werewovles/Giants/Trolls/Sirius Black/Carrot Top/Runaway Childern/etc...)
     
  12. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2008
    Messages:
    1,163
    Location:
    At your mothers house
    The elves seem to have hidden a majority of their magic, even in canon. The Ministry might not even know, and besides which, what incentive would there be for them to attack in the first place? They're mis-treated spawn of satan. Dobby is the only one that shows any real loyalty, and that's just because he happened to not piss off someone who should have broken his little green neck for getting his broom smashed to little pieces via the tree of ass-kicking.
     
  13. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2005
    Messages:
    1,891
    Location:
    I lived in my mind but I lost my key.
    OH Damnit you people a competition between HJ, and Denarian Harry would be absolutely awesome.

    Now I will be trying to decide who too cheer for.
     
  14. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2006
    Messages:
    1,192
    Location:
    On Melancholy Hill
    Kinda disappointed actually.

    Should have stuck to the old rules and let Harry duel him to the death.
     
  15. Narion

    Narion Slug Club Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    185
    I have to say that I agree. Harry's gotten screwed over enough; killing Malfoy would be a good break from that. Particularly if it's done slowly. Very, very slowly. Oh, and with fire. Can't forget the fire.

    Narion
     
  16. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2007
    Messages:
    1,101
    Fire really does make everything better.
     
  17. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2008
    Messages:
    1,163
    Location:
    At your mothers house
    Hell no! Let the little fucker live with being publicly humiliated, (hopefully it'll be permanent) and ostracized for being an incompetent wanna-be badass.

    Death would be getting off too easily. Use fire if that trips your trigger but make sure he lives long enough for the children to be horrified and run away screaming from him in the street. That's revenge, not a relatively clean and honorable death.
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2008
  18. darkendlight

    darkendlight First Year

    Joined:
    May 18, 2007
    Messages:
    24
    I believe this quote from the Princess Bride explains my view. (Substitue Westly for Harry and the Prince for Draco)

    Westley: No. To the pain.

    Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

    Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

    Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

    Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

    Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

    Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

    Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

    Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
     
  19. belladonna16

    belladonna16 Second Year

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2007
    Messages:
    73
    Location:
    Kentucky, but my heart is still north of here...
    Death is way-too-good for Draco.

    I have to agree - humiliation is the way to go.

    And then rinse and repeat.

    Ad nauseum. Because, face it, Draco is not the brightest candle in the candleabra. He won't learn from one humiliation, or two, or five, but maybe after ten or fifteen he might start getting a clue.

    Maybe.

    (By the way, darkendlight, great quote!)
     
  20. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2006
    Messages:
    1,245
    Location:
    Australia.
    Perfection. I've always wanted to do that to someone
     
Loading...