We're not real tolerable to that sort of thing. If you enjoy two dudes slurping a substance similar to chocolate pudding off each other's cocks after a nice round of buttsecks, hey that's your thing. Grab yourself an inflatable ass donut, a bottle of Preparation H, and an ice pack and go to town reading that garbage after a night with your "lifepartner"

But I for one am going to treat each and every idiot from now on that makes an intro post proclaiming their love for slash as a damned troll, as that's how the last oh... 200 cases or so of them have been.


I don't care about your lifestyle choices nor really do any of the staff, but you'd have to be a total retard to come here and proclaim that crap is your life. All you do is waste our time and cause problems.


Slash. Get the hell out. Kthxbye2u.

 

BAHAHAHAHA

That pic always cracks me up xD

Midknight++

 

5/5 would read again

 

That was beautiful, sir! I could not have said it better myself (even if I had the power to make said statement relevant).

 

Let me point out something before the few folks we have on here come crying OMFG I"M GAY!1!

I don't care. You're not relevant to this.

Unless you're making posts asking for slash, constantly talking about slash, etc, they you aren't covered by this. Got it? Like to smoke meatpole? Not covered by this. Like to have hot steamy buttsecks? You're covered in something, but not in this.

 

Just as in Iran, there is no gay slash in DLP.



Edit: Lesbians are cool though.

 

Should have a link to this in the intro forum as well, otherwise good lulz .

Aekiel

 

Linked and Stickied...

It is sad that it needed to be said, I thought that it was a given about DLP's view on Slash...

 

Thank you ever so much Midknight!

Rock on.

 

um

excuse me

this is prejudice and violating the TOS

maby u dont like it but id o so u no wat i don't even care wat u think i will do what i want.

IM BIG AND BEAUTIFUL BABY COME GET SOME BROWN SUGAR

Good announcement

o/

May the next million come even faster.


EDIT: Oops wrong forum

 

the first rule of DLP club is you dont talk slash in DLP club

 

Easy there spoogy If you didn't catch it, that last post is what we refer to as 'Sarcasm'. Try dictionary.com if it's not a word you're familiar with.

 

Lol Troll Lol

 

Who writes all the slash going around HP fiction anyway, because there's far too many for it all to be written by gay guys.

 

We call them "Fan-Girls". They're generally young, have very little understanding of the mechanics of sex, and think that because they find the cock attractive, their readers will as well. So rather than writing about cocks and cunts, they simply give us a dual serving of the meat staff. And a large spoonful of anus as well.

 

Is that the psychology behind it? I always assumed it had something to do with low I.Q..........

 

I think the lack of intelligence plays a large part of it.

 

Don't forget the Mpreg!

 

It's not racism, gay relationships are illegal in Iran and more relevant in this case is that Iranian authorities take the official position that there are no gay relationships in Iran.