It came from the 1998 Southpark episode, Gnomes. It was popularised as an internet meme on Slashdot.

Everyone should try the latter instructions. Very profitable. I highly recommend it.

Yak.

 

The idea was filled with fail and bad grammer, but surely I cant be the only one who was at least a little turned on by it?

 

Ya well, the inspiration Demon stuck me with his demony pitchfork of win quit suddenly, and I hurried to type this down as fast as possible befor it managed to come loose.

On hindsight, I probably should have sat back for a minute to think it over before posting it as is.

Having taken some time to think on this idea and reading the suggestions of fellow forum goers, I have this to say;

Setting aside the lame story set-up (which I admit was pretty contrived). The core of this fic idea is the desire to see a human being enslaved and dominated by House-Elves. This kind of messed-up role reversal is quite appealing to me. And who better for this role than the very founder of S.P.E.W herself? The epic irony alone is enough to make me quiver with glee.

How this is done is completely up to the author righting it.

 

....I hate you.

 

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Can't say that I'm overly fond of myself right now ether...

 

And so DLP finds another lost soul looking for the light... and devours it.

 

Femtedd, back up, think things through, and then try your hand at Harry/Lily

With a bit of luck, this will just end up as one of those things we laugh about over a pint.

 

Harry/Lily!?

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Could it be a dom-harry/sub-lily?

 

Go read Oedipus Flower. Something tells me you would enjoy it greatly.

 

And you still haven't given me that link, Femtedd.

 

Dude, that shit's whacked.

Sorry, I was watching Zoolander last night.

My point, yes, yes you were.

@ Yak - Cheers. That's certainly more than I expected to get.

 

Eh, I regularly browse Slashdot.

And copypasta FTW.

 

Don't deny it Darren, you got a nice little kick out of that didn't you?

@Femtedd, you don't seem like a complete retard and your interest in H/Lily is your saving grace. Have you posted an intro? READ THE STICKIES. And embrace the love that is H/Lily, H/Padma and H/Fleur.

 

I thought it was a funny idea not great but it could be a passable one-shot if a decent author was to write this, let hermione be a house elf for a few day's then when she return's to normal she has a whole different view on SPEW.

 

Well at least someone is willing to consider the possibilities that this idea has to offer.

 

Lies! Fibs! Falsehoods! Untruths! Fabrications!

And other assorted words and phrases meaning...

NO!

Ahem. Yes, Femtedd, you've yet to answer The Doctor. Where did thou get thy avatar?

 

I PM'ed him.

 

True.

And I personally think the idea has merit. But being the sex-obsessed wankers that we are, we immediately jumped on the "ZOMG! Herman/House Elf action!" bandwagon.

It might be more favourably received over at Portkey.org. *Hint hint*

 

Oh yes, I can easily see part of Hermy's Elf Training (Brainwashing) is too be taught general obedience and submission to her new master, (Harry).

Bringing up another interesting point: how DO House-elves usually carry out their duties? Is there any real amount of physical labor involved or do they rely primarily on magic to do their jobs? Do they simply snap their fingers and turn a dirty room into a clean one? Instantly conger four-course meals?

From what little we’ve seen of House-elves at work (such as the Hogwarts kitchens) it seems to be an even mix of both. They prepare the food by hand but use magic to instantly transport it to the great hall for the students and faculty to eat.

No doubt the matron Elf will be upset by Hermione’s (and any other young witches you decide to add to the fray) inability to instantly “pop” to any area of the manor, as well as getting her work done as quickly and efficiently as “elfly” possible. Much punishment ensues.

A possible outcome of this is that a panicked Hermione would subconsciously force her own magic to work the way the matron Elf expects out of sheer desperation; like a House-elves.

This in turn could have all sorts of unpleasant “side-effects” on the poor witch-turned-pseudo-house-elf.

Side Note: Portkey.org? Ya think? Really?
I mean, I am big HHR Shipper, and this story could easily be made into a HP/HR fic... But do you really think they would go for this kind of thing there?



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Actually, all you have to do is add the qualifier "Must end H/Hr" at the end, and it should all be good.

I'm sure you can find some punishment fics over at AFF.

Which leads me back to the whole "Ginny-devolves-into-house-elf". The Matron discovers her pleasuring herself with the Master (who, of course, has been dosed with Amortentia... powerful shit, that stuff), and they enact their House-Elf justice.

Hermione, still trapped as an elf, but having found a way around the magic problems, cheerfully sticks Ginny's head onto a wall.