Ok, so during a conversation with friends that began with a discussion on politics and ended in a pirate-duel I had an idea for a HP crossover plot. It was so horrible that I felt the need to share it and make everyone else suffer as much as I did thinking it up.

Enjoy.


Harry Potter: When fate hates you that much...

It is a well known fact in the multiverse that certain souls are simply unlucky. Some call it fate or destiny, some call it karmic payback and some call it a punchline, but everyone agrees that some people's lives no matter what reality they're in just suck. Though perhaps not the worst off in existence there are two figures who are uniquely qualified to personify this situation.

The first is a human by the name of Harry Potter. A Wizard by birth this young man is a Chosen of Prophecy, an orphan, and all around dumping ground for the troubles of the magical world. He hates the fame awarded him for surviving certain death at the age of one, and wishes only to be himself free of adventures, danger, and Dark Lords.

The second is a human as well. She is famous throughout the multiverse for managing to find trouble for herself and her crew in any time, dimension, reality, or level of space. Captain Katherine Janeway of the USS Voyager is trouble in any number of alien languages. She flaunts the Temporal Prime Directive, travels willy-nilly through any number of forbidden layers of reality, and looks sporty in a uniform.

What happens when Janeway, in a fit of boredom mixed with the promise of unknown adventure, leads an away team into the emensely boring and well ordered town of Surrey England circa 1995. One would imagine a whole lot of nothing really, but that would be working on the assumption that trouble, and misery, don't love company.

Harry Potter, fate's bitch, and Captain Janeway, She-Who-Fucks-With-Reality, are about to meet and the multiverse will never be the same.

 

Are there any HP/Voyager crossovers?

 

Will there be 7 of 9?

 

Jeri Ryan was the reason a lot of people watch Voyager. I was one of them...

 

Hey, if you want to include Fate's butt-monkey, consider Xander Harris from BtVS - The Breaker Of Prophecies (I picked up that title from fanfic: cool isn't it?.)
Wild card Xander, Push-it-'til-it-breaks Janeway, and Lucky-in-a-crisis Harry Potter ...

I wonder if Loki is looking for some entertainment?

 

Fix'd that for you, young son I too, include myself as part of that group.
Can't remember a single blessed plot....

 

...

You are fucking kidding me, right?

Fuck Voyager, and fuck Seven of Nine. You know a show's shit when then introduce a buxom blonde to increase ratings.

Fuck Enterprise, too - at least Voyager waited three seasons to introduce their artificial sex object. They did it from day one, and guess what? It sucked. It fucking sucked.

And this idea? It sucks too. Fate doesn't hate Janeway. She's an incompetent, racist, genocidal idiot, unfit to command a tour boat. If anything, Fate keeps her around for its own amusement.

 

Waits for the bitch fest to end.

Thank you for that piece of wisdom, little shit. We had no clue.

 

Fuck you all bitches I liked Voyager, 7 of 9 was hot and I cracked up every time I saw Neelix, he looks like a tramp with leprosy.

Better than that fucking shit that was DS9 anyway.

 

I can't disobey a direct order like that.

 

@Blaise
You are an inspiration to us all.


Pics or it didn't happen.

 

"Pics" ? Please. Internet-released sex tape as soon as it happens

 

* suddenly looks worried *
Ummm... you ARE going to charge everyone for their copies, aren't you? I mean, this will be EPIC. You Can Not simply give it away. The Laws of Capitalism ban that sort of behavior.

 

No...just...no. No Buffy characters. Ever. /shudder

...I don't even know where to start. You seem to have some serious issues with a totally fictional character who was actually in no way racist, genocidal, or unfit to command. You also seem to be unable to comprehend what you read or the title of this thread would have clued you into the fact that the idea was never meant to be good.

Have fun ranting about things no one cares about.

 

Am I the only one that thought B'elanna was hot?

 

Hi Five Mirkwood.

She was surprisingly hot in that episode where they removed the klingon bits.

I've been dieing for a good Star trek Potter crossover. It's so freaking opposite you know it would be hilarious.

If I may suggest, maybee Q had a hand in it... because everything he does is for the lulz

There was one I read, it was crap. Suddenly Harry appears on voyager and everyone knows who he is because star fleet has records of wizards in its history database.

Worst crossover ever!

 

lol Sounds ridiculous.