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I'd murder the bitch

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Seratin, Jun 8, 2008.

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  1. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Jun 8, 2008 #1
  2. Twisted

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    Jun 8, 2008 #2
    Gotta love how they just hand the dude a large beer after the event.

    IMO, I think he was a bit of a dick proposing that way - puts FAR too much pressure on the potential fiancee, and really its a bit tacky. But thats just my personal take.

    He got owned though.
     
  3. Antivash

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    Pwnt. Got what he deserved.
     
  4. Korisovra

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    *snickers* That had to suck donkey balls. And the basketball player was just laughing his ass off, too. I think she might have accepted under another set of circumstances, but like Twisted said, that was a bit tacky and over-done.
     
  5. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I laughed.

    I bet he didn't expect that when he brought out the ring. I really wonder what she said to him before she ran off. Other than no, of course.

    I bet he became an hero later on that night.
     
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  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I love T-Mac. The Mascot was amazing as well.
     
  7. Seratin

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    0:50 is the best, the mascot's like what the fuck?
     
  8. Blaise

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    LOL, "Love Stinks" starts playing as he walks off. Should've scooped up one of the cheerleaders.
     
  9. Nukular Winter

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    She said: "I can't marry you because I'm a man."

    Take a look a look at "her" face, that bitch looks like a pre-op transvestite.

    EDIT: Now with pic goodness.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Zombie

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    You know, I did think her chin looked rather mannish. I thought it was some kind of funny joke. Almost looked like she had the makings of a 5 'o clock, as well.
     
  11. Midknight

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    that is a manly looking bitch.

    I lol'd at the fact the guy walked off and had a huge beer. But yeah, some cheerleaders prolly fucked the shit out of the poor dude later on.
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Is it just me or did the guy proposing look like Turtle from Entourage?
     
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    ... And they give him a beer.


    FUCKING OWNED.
     
  14. Pieman

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    I was just about to post this. The mascots just holding out his arms like "Hey, what the fuck man." And then when the guy was walking off hes patting him on the back and you know he's saying some shitty sentimental bullshit.

    "Its OK man, theres more fish in the sea."

    "Your a fucking rat, don't talk to me."
     
  15. Dark Lord Rostam

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    Lol. You just made me snort.
     
  16. Jenkins

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  17. Cxjenious

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    Ouch. Atleast he didn't cry... and he got a free beer! And probably a STD later on that night...
     
  18. Boofers

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    I thought the same thing as well.. I was waiting for Drama to comfort him..
     
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