This isn't review worthy as it's less even than a one-shot, but it's still lulzy just 'cause the author takes a some what humorous shot at DLP:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4200154/2/BIG_RED_BUTTON

The best part is:

 

My one criticisms of this is that most of DLP actually fantasizes about Daphne nowadays. I think we've accepted that fem!Blaise is not exactly fem anymore.

 

Inaccurate-There is not a single mention of Dresden Files in this, which a large portion of the forums either has read or 'intends to read' at some point.


Besides that, fairly lulzy.

EDIT:Check the story reviews, this one had me laughing pretty hard .

DLP, in your internetz. Giving you the depressionz.

 

Haha, poor people in the reviews. So bitter .

The 'fic' itself is ok, I guess. A little inaccurate, but I grinned

 

review submitted

 

I laughed. It's definitely better than Accio Brain.

Let him release his steam. Better than anything else it demonstrates how much he cares about our reviews

 

And yet, quite a lot of that is true.

I wouldn't mind having sex with my female alternate universe self...

 

I LOL'd hard

 

Huh, ya know I actually thought this was fairly funny till I took a look at R. L. Freiman's fic. Now this just seems like a bad parody of a parody. =/.

 

Gee, I thought everyone did this. It's how debate forums are born; everyone brings their own take on the situation to the table and from then it's whoever can come up with the best insults (or, in the case of the internet, lulzy picture that is completely unrelated to the topic at hand).

Never heard of John Ringo. Never seen Soldier of Fortune the magazine. Soldier of Fortune the computer game is pretty cool though. Also, we have money - we buy fleshlights.

A) Other people say they fantasise about my mother. I just shake my head and hope they can find the mental institution. I'm sure if you knew my mother, you'd do the same; but that's neither here nor there.

B) All false modesty aside, I am an attractive-yet-lonely male between the ages of 15 and 25; and only I can successfully fill the void in my heart - I just don't want to take it up the ass as described in countless poor quality fanfics you doubtlessly yourself have appreciated.

C) You yourself have no business talking about making Blaise Zabini female, as you seem to have turned Hermione into a male in one of your stories. So this point is immediately null and void. You fucking hypocrite.

My incestuous desires have no bearing on masculinity or femininity. Although, most of my incestuous desires are focused on femininity, so I do believe that sort of makes me masculine, thank you very much.

We have a blog?

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I like the fact that everyone's so butthurt about us.

Instead of BAAAAWWWWWWing over how DLP hates your fic soooooo much, try improving your writing. It's really the only way to get us to shut up about it.

EDIT: Also, Vash - you did such an epic job with the avatar and sig, I didn't realise this was me for a second.

 

I is Loling now ^.^

 

The best part is the people jumping in YA DLP SUX!!! And they you look at their profile and they're writing stories like 'Zoe Potter: Girl Who Lived'

I'm sure there are more of these on FF.net that we've missed ^_^

 

He turned Hermione into a male?? Probably tried to have her (him?) slashing it out with Harry or something...

 

Hermane Granger.

Buttfucking Harry since 1991.

 

Yeah... I'm awesome that way.

As for this story... I liked Pro-Tom better. >_>

 

What exactly prompted him? As far as I know he wasn't flamed or anything in the forums.... yet. His one story 'Accio Brain' is presently in the recycle bin I believe. Maybe its that? He was sooooo sad that his story wasn't considered library worthy? Anyways it was completely lulzy.....

And what was that blog thing all about.....???

 

After a quick search on forum I've found that we'd reviewed 3 of his stories:
Agent Double O Hex
Will He Be Happy?
Accio Brain!

All of them are in the recycling bin... Did we hurt his ego over the quality of his fics or what