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Oneshot Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon - M - One Shot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jon, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #1
    Title: Two Heads Are Better Than One
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: ~
    Words: 10,097
    Published: July 16, 2008
    Status: Complete

    Summary: COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

    Link: PatronusCharm FanFiction.Net

    Pure win. But, for the sake of show;

    nonjon how could you?! You made a mockery of the character of Daphne Greengrass, despite having no cannon personality! Shame, shame on you. Oh well, time to move on. Lisa might be my new favorite.

    Arbitrary rating: 10/10



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  2. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Jul 17, 2008 #2
    There has never been a finer piece of fiction.

    5/5
     
  3. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    Jul 17, 2008 #3
    Quite possibly the lulziest piece of fanfiction I've yet read. 5/5.
     
  4. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #4
    Good God! Sentient... *shiver*.

    That was funny.
     
  5. OneWhiteHair

    OneWhiteHair Muggle

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    Jul 17, 2008 #5
    Another brilliantly insane story by the master of the bizarre. Should have a "Do not read in work" hazard notice on it.
     
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  6. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #6
    I lol'd. Crass and crude, but 5/5 for being the crassiest lulz I've had all month.
     
  7. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    Jul 17, 2008 #7
    That was great.
     
  8. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jul 17, 2008 #8
    I liked it. Not gonna lie though, talking penises = JBern's hat; don't know how many will take that comparison, but there it is. 4/5
     
  9. Winter Knight

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    Jul 17, 2008 #9
    5/5. Easily the funniest thing I've read in ages. Hopefully we will see more of Agent Biggerstaff.
     
  10. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Jul 17, 2008 #10
    Oh the lulz... 4.9/5
     
  11. Darius

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    Jul 17, 2008 #11
    Nonjon is by far the best writer in Alpha Fight Krub. 5/5

    Fucking lol at the Orgazmo quote.
     
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  12. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Jul 17, 2008 #12
    I think the thing that I love the most is the fact that despite the adult humor present all the characters acted just as JK Rowling would write them. And still it was funny as fuck.

    nonjon is a stunna.
     
  13. Poytin

    Poytin The Arby's Hipster DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #13
    Funny stuff. 5/5
     
  14. Mirkwood

    Mirkwood Seventh Year

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    Jul 17, 2008 #14
    Epic lolz 5/5
     
  15. Novamute

    Novamute Third Year

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    Jul 17, 2008 #15
    Sweet merciful Christ on a jetski that was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Good show 5/5
     
  16. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    Epic lulz = Epic win. Crass, crude, bizzare, whats not to like? 5/5
     
  17. thisperson

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    Jul 17, 2008 #17
    Very entertaining, and a good morning read.

    Wasn't rolling on the floor in peals of laughter, but it certainly got a few laugh out loud moments for me.

    I'm still confused and cringing at the 'cutter' bit however. Imaginations are a horrible thing. :/

    5/5 For Harry skeeting on everyone in the hall.
     
  18. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Jul 17, 2008 #18
    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    5/5 there is no other rating for this!

    --bornaginpenguin

    PS: nonjon, you know you owe us a sequel to this right? C'mon you just can't end it like that without telling us whether or not Malfoy's enlarged clit gets to join in on the conversation! Oh and the shower conversation scene? That just begs to be written!

    PPS: Also, jbern? You just got called out...

    Tine for you to ahem...man up and fire a ...ahem shot...of your own to take back your crown as lord of the speaking penises! I expect a fic with lulz as good as this one if you are to wrest away nonjon's win here... LOL
     
  19. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2008 #19
    Liked the Hurt reference, rofl.
     
  20. XxEnvyxX

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    Jul 17, 2008 #20
    Dear Lord,
    That was fucking epic.
    5/5
     
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