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FOX Pwned By 12 Year Old

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Aug 23, 2008.

  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Hahaha.

    "I just want to say I was running from Georgian troops, not Russian ones. I'd like to thank the Russian troops who helped us out."
     
  2. Mindless

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    Knowing FOX, I'd imagine she was abruptly cut off.
     
  3. Xiph0

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    She wasn't, her aunt was. A "commercial" then 5 seconds to finish her thought.
     
  4. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Awesome.

    On another note, the behavior from FOX is absolutely disgusting.

    Just about every other country knows Georgia started it, why on earth would our media try to censor it?
     
  5. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    Yeah, I've seen this one several days ago. Well, what did you expect? It's Fox News.
    P.S. If I remember correctly, Youtube kept this video's view count frozen at 41 until other copies of the video were uploaded. Talk about media war.
     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2008
  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    First, that reporter sounds like a robot. Second, I would throw it at her.
     
  7. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    I have to agree, that's a delightful loli.
     
  8. FollowTheReaper

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    Hehe, that was kindof funny >_> kind...of...
     
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    I thought she looked older than twelve, personally. Maybe around fourteen. I dunno.

    That was funny as hell, though.
     
  10. azrael

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    Agreed. LOL, my dad watches FOX all the time, thinks it's the best news station there is. And it doesn't surprise me at all that they cut the girl and her aunt off when they said that, the pundits on that station do that all the time to people they disagree with.
     
  11. Lindow

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    Wow FOX News has fallen another notch in my book. Isn't the US government giving like a billion dollars to Georgia to help rebuild the country or some bullshit like that?
     
  12. Immolo

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    They could fall farther?
     
  13. Xiph0

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    Something like that. You'd think we'd focus that money on our deficit or something.
     
  14. QuaziJoe

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    The way I see it, the governments like a spoiled rich teenage girl from a well off family.

    She knows she's got money in reserve so she doesn't mind passing it out to look good. Even if she should be spending it on more important things.

    All the while her stock broker father is slowly loosing it all on bad investmants and her snobish mother is trying to keep living the lifestyle she has grown accustom to, simply to keep up appearances.

    I lifted that off of the first season of the O.C.

    I find it disturbingly applicable here.
     
  15. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Stopping a war should be high on the 'what to do list'. It's a bit more important that oil prices. One war for oil is enough.
     
  16. FollowTheReaper

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    For Americans, one war for oil is never enough [(as there have been at least two) I think...]