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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jamven, Aug 26, 2008.

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  1. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Aug 26, 2008 #1
  2. Knox

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    Aug 26, 2008 #2
    Yeouch, That would hurt. Ten bucks he crapped himself or threw up afterward.
     
  3. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Aug 26, 2008 #3
    Indeed. I actually felt sorry for the guy.
     
  4. Drake

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    Aug 26, 2008 #4
    I would too if he wasn't being such a dumbass. I laughed actually.
     
  5. TurnCoat

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    My balls shivered and crawled back up after watching that.
     
  6. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Aug 27, 2008 #6
    I couldn't watch the whole thing. I saw him hit... and then clicked pause. >_<
     
  7. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    Aug 27, 2008 #7
    Shit... it seems like a part of me actually felt that.
     
  8. Iztiak

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    Aug 27, 2008 #8
    I saw those metal spikes, and clicked the X.
     
  9. FollowTheReaper

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    Aug 27, 2008 #9
    I tasted the bile that had risen to my mouth at the sight of that >_>
     
  10. Calis Clayr

    Calis Clayr Seventh Year

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    Aug 27, 2008 #10
    I winced, then watched it again.

    When I realized his foot completely missed the pole, I laughed my ass off. If he'd just slipped, he would've gotten my sympathies... but if your depth perception is as bad as this guy's, you shouldn't even try something like that.
     
  11. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Aug 28, 2008 #11
    That's it?

    I was expecting worse with what you guys said... That was lame!
     
  12. Iztiak

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    I am now questioning Belra's gender.
     
  13. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Aug 28, 2008 #13
    Right...

    What I mean is that you guys hyped it up as some sort of massive, spicky mace getting slamed right up the guys balls.
     
  14. Knox

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    Aug 28, 2008 #14
    It is a pointy street barrier thing getting slammed into his NUTS! How is that over hyped <_<. I would love to see you claim it to be over hyped if it happened to you.
     
  15. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Aug 28, 2008 #15
    The video doesn't exactly clearly show he was hit in the balls. It's just that when I read the comments, I actually felt sorry or the guy.

    Then I watched it and thought,'meh, painful but not what I thought it'd be.'
     
  16. kit

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    Aug 28, 2008 #16
    Ouch, that looks like a definite hernia to me. My cousin did something like that on a bike by accident. He was going to fast, turned, hit a rock, and the handlebars rammed in the abdomen, and he got a wicked hernia.
     
  17. Ryzen

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    Aug 28, 2008 #17
    I'm a girl and even I felt that.