You guys won't believe what I ran into just now...

I believe everyone remembers the horror that "My Immortal" was. Apparently, the girl just doesn't learn. Nor does she grow up apparently.

I propose putting out a contract for this girls life. I need contributions. Who is with me?

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY INTERNETZ!!!!!


EDIT: I just had a thought, maybe I should have posted this in the Sick & Perverse section? Admins, if you please?

 

Well, at the moment I can't be sure it's not just a parody of the original. Then again, I've yet to be wholly convinced that the original My Immortal was not an elaborate parody.

 

If it was a parody, I can't imagine what mind can conceive such a thing. I read it months ago, and I still haven't recovered from the brutalization of the English language and well the rest of the thing wasn't any better.

And I just won't punish myself by reading this to find out if it's a parody. But any volunteers?

On another note, why was this fic listed with Harry Potter as the main character? From what I recall of the original, Potter was sidelined almost completely, no?

 

This is going to be AMAZING.

 

Someone should hack her new account too...better yet, just hire someone to kill the author. There was even a Wiki page devoted to the author (not in good light of her though), which I found amusing.

 

At first I was like RAAAAAGE...

But then, I lol'd.

 

You can't not laugh after reading "Da sekwel".

Elaborate hoax is elaborate.

 

Well, this is obviously a troll.

Funny, though.

 

Sorrows, you should know that they don't cut deep enough D;

 

Maybe that's just because the messages haven't been nasty enough yet.

 

Send her the following:

0 to bloodless in 60 seconds, promise.

 

Oh My God. That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while. This person is the most epic of trolls, makes me wish I had come up with the idea first...

 

Much lulz, possibly a troll but on the other hand............

http://tn3-1.devianta******/fs13/300W/f/2007/002/8/c/EMO_sign_by_teddykiller.jpg

 

I threw up a little.

 

It's obviously a hoax. It types better than the last one, though I expect that was a hoax as well.

 

Right I don't know if its the same person or not. I will say both the dates and profiles match up. The improvement in writing, how you would notice it I really don't know, could be explained by the year odd absence. The account change could be explained by the 'hackers' she experienced towards the end of her story. However these points all seem redundant in the eyes of one fact.

She is unquestionably a troll.

And a damn good one. My Immortal 1 is sitting on over 12,000 reviews, a feat I am yet to see any other fan fic writer get even close to. Now that's an achievement. I was at one stage tempted to see if I could write something like that to see if I could max out the FF.net review system. But then I realized something. I could not do that to my eye, or the internet in general.

However as much as I hate my Immortal 1 and didn't even finish the first chapter, the last chapter end matches up with the first chapter of My Immortal 2.

 

Agreed; there's no way a person could just go on and on and on typing such a horriffic story without it being some kind of massive joke. It's just ... too much.