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Spork the sporking spokers in the sporking spoot?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mindless, Sep 27, 2008.

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  1. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #1
    Well. This thread is made to commemorate TWO burfdays. I give you...

    Our resident Irish fatty, our PostWhore McFat-Ass, OZ!

    * WILD SNORLAX APPEARS
    [​IMG]

    Yes, ladies and gents, this is our boy. This is our Snorla-Oz, who you might want to have plenty of Ultra balls to confront. Happy 18th, Ozzeh. Hope you et drunk again and take more pics like the one above. Some reactions from IRC:
    Isn't it sweet Oz? Bad Wolf thinks you're the sex and worthy of immediate humpage!(Comment not shown)

    But we can't forget LYNDON!

    ...

    ...

    [​IMG] Huh.

    (Not Pictured)*Because she won't give me one.

    Anyways, Lyndon, I hope you have a happy eighteenth and also don't flunk out. You have a lot of happy wishes in IRC. See?

    Well. Maybe just Irene. Although she did fail to say why you should be thanked... Huh.

    Well, have fun on your eighteenths, you two. Final word from IRC: <Bad_Wolf> okay, did you know it's impossible to lick your own elbow/

    As it turns out, Inq did. And nofo also apparently did it. So happy birthday, you fucks. If you read this today you should be ashamed you're spending it at the site, and not out getting smashed and doing shit you'll eventually regret. Also, Oz is a cunt for making his bebo private.

    Edit:
    <Paimon> Lyndon needs to get laid.
    Also:
    <Tehan> Morgan.
    <Tehan> Freeman.
    <Tehan> For.
    <Tehan> President.
    <Tehan> Also, hooray, went a whole year without dying. Congratufuckinglations. What do you want, a cookie? Get off my damn lawn.
     
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  2. Bad Wolf

    Bad Wolf Second Year

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    Sep 27, 2008 #2
    hey, now, wait a second. As sweet as Oz's hair is, he's not quite worth immediate humpage. Just his hair. Therefor, we shall all hump his head.
     
  3. MofoNofo

    MofoNofo Seventh Year

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    Sep 27, 2008 #3
    Habib Birthday, Oz and Lyn

    Fer OZ: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3Y24SNfH2Q

    @ @ @ @ @ @
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  4. SunderBolt

    SunderBolt Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #4
    Happy Birthday you guys! Oz I am liking the eyelashes but your tastebuds are also attractive.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sep 27, 2008 #5
    Happy Birthday fatty, crazy.
     
  6. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sep 27, 2008 #6
    Happy Birthday
    Ozzy and Lyndon    ​



    err... so it is not just a slashfangirl thing? If I stop washing my hair and let it grow for the next twelve months, women will queue up to hump me, too?
     
  7. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    Sep 27, 2008 #7
    Doubtful. My hair is currently to my shoulder blades, and even when I miss a shower I don't have bitches lining up to hump my head. Still hoping.
     
  8. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #8
    Sup? No one going to comment on the open mouth pose and all the old guys behind him?
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Sep 27, 2008 #9
    Happy Birthday Oz and Lyndon Eye

    [​IMG][​IMG]
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  10. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #10
    Will do. o/
    You should stop looking at my sister's tits then. :rolleyes:
    o_O Thank you? It's even longer now though... and clean. <.<

    And thanks to everyone else as well.

    AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYN! ^_^
     
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  11. Hawthorne

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    Sep 27, 2008 #11
    Happy Birthday Lyndon and Oz!

    (More pwetty colours!)

    Women first. Not hermaphrodites.
     
  12. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #12
    Happy Birthdays people. Oz, don't eat all the cake. Lyndon, you need to go out, get drunk, take a pic of you flashing and then post it on here :p. It's the only way to celebrate a birthday... Oz, that doesn't mean you should do it...
     
  13. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Sep 27, 2008 #13
    Congrats Lyndon. And Oz. May your days be filled with happiness or whatever.

    <insert witty comment here>
     
  14. Snarf

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    Sep 27, 2008 #14
    I lol'd, that is all.

    Oh, and I guess have a happy birthday.

    Here's some hot babes for you Oz. The only ones you are going to get:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Sep 27, 2008 #15
    Oz is fat.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEM-LE!!
     
  16. kalantha

    kalantha Sixth Year

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    Sep 27, 2008 #16
    LE <3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!

    zO si a gaF, tub YAPPH YADTHRIB!

    Edit: Oh also you guys share a birthday with Google. Just wanted to throw that out there.
     
  17. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Sep 28, 2008 #17
    Aww... thanks guys.

    And Oz: I hope you had an amazing birthday!!
     
  18. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Sep 28, 2008 #18
    Happy (Belated) Birthday, ya'll. Hope you had a good one.



    I showed that to my Aunt and Cousin (female) and they both cringed. I just lol'd.
     
  19. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Thanks Lyn, hope you did as well. :p The little I remember was fun and I've been told I seemed to have fun the rest of the night as well, so... yeah. :D Apparently my guitar playing was woeful at best. D: I don't recall playing it....
     
  20. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 28, 2008 #20
    Then you had a birthday well spent. It's not a real 18th if you can remember any part of it.
     
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