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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

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  1. Garrus

    Garrus Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Apr 27, 2009 #2261
    Perhaps it could have been a screw-up on the part of a lesser Death Eater who decided to show his loyalty and initiative to Voldemort and try and scare a 14 year old HJ. It would be easy to find an overambitious, but stupid Death Eater trying to get in Voldemort's favor. I don't think that is what happened but it could explain it if Jbern is inclined to take advice at this juncture. I'm personally of the opinion that the head was an overdone and clumsy intimidation technique, but I'm also willing to give Jbern the benefit of the doubt at this point.
     
  2. Sagita

    Sagita Fourth Year

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    I can not believe, it seems like Jbern got a serious case of Influenza H1N1...

    Sorry, I have A LOT of time in my hands and need something great, like Lie, to distract me.
     
  3. Ganwean

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    We aren't calling it Swine Flu anymore?
     
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    What the fuck are you talking about?
     
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    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    No, because that would be discriminating swines. The WHO changed it.


    ... although I don't know what he meant, either.
     
  6. Freelancer

    Freelancer Fourth Year

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    May 1, 2009 #2266
    It is also known as H1N1 influenza, influenza A (H1N1), North American influenza and 2009 H1N1 flu by various organization, but who reallys care....

    Justblaise - I think Sagita is trying to ask for update....
     
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    And, of course, Mexican Flu. Can't forget that one.
     
  8. Freelancer

    Freelancer Fourth Year

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    Now that would be discriminating Mexican then. So I don't use that one.
     
  9. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    He trying to get people to think Jbern had H1N1 so they will freak out or something.
     
  10. Nukular Winter

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    May 1, 2009 #2270
    I'm pretty sure that jbern is swine flu-free.

    /also, the next chapter is in progress.
     
  11. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    You're a fucking idiot.
     
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    You could always, I don't know, write or something.
     
  13. Howdy

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    This is what I do, and it always depresses me.
     
  14. jbern

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    I may be a pig, but I'm flu free. I had a bronchial infection a few weeks ago, but I'm fine. The next chapter of Lie is just under 7k and I'm still working on it. It will likely not be finished until the middle of next week.
     
  15. Sagita

    Sagita Fourth Year

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    Some people do not know how to read, I said great not below average... Meanwhile I will go back to A Song of Ice and Fire.

    And I was just trying to joke, I do not wish for Jbern, or anyone else, to die of Influenza (geez...).
     
  16. Mesterio

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    When HJP finally broke the news about his little mind problems w/ Fleur I was kind of surprised that she took it so well. I hope Jbern adds more fallout to that in the next chapter.
     
  17. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Fuck you to hell for making think there was an update.:mad:
     
  18. Deviace

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    This, this, 1000 times this.
     
  19. slasheh

    slasheh Seventh Year

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    seriously the thread was 5 days old, isn't that a bit early to start slamming people about necroing?
     
  20. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    *facepalm* Did I mention a fucking necro, genius? I slammed him for making me think there was an update.
     
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