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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Garrus

    Garrus Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Perhaps it could have been a screw-up on the part of a lesser Death Eater who decided to show his loyalty and initiative to Voldemort and try and scare a 14 year old HJ. It would be easy to find an overambitious, but stupid Death Eater trying to get in Voldemort's favor. I don't think that is what happened but it could explain it if Jbern is inclined to take advice at this juncture. I'm personally of the opinion that the head was an overdone and clumsy intimidation technique, but I'm also willing to give Jbern the benefit of the doubt at this point.
     
  2. Sagita

    Sagita Fourth Year

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    I can not believe, it seems like Jbern got a serious case of Influenza H1N1...

    Sorry, I have A LOT of time in my hands and need something great, like Lie, to distract me.
     
  3. Ganwean

    Ganwean Squib

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    We aren't calling it Swine Flu anymore?
     
  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    What the fuck are you talking about?
     
  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    No, because that would be discriminating swines. The WHO changed it.


    ... although I don't know what he meant, either.
     
  6. Freelancer

    Freelancer Fourth Year

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    It is also known as H1N1 influenza, influenza A (H1N1), North American influenza and 2009 H1N1 flu by various organization, but who reallys care....

    Justblaise - I think Sagita is trying to ask for update....
     
  7. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    And, of course, Mexican Flu. Can't forget that one.
     
  8. Freelancer

    Freelancer Fourth Year

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    Now that would be discriminating Mexican then. So I don't use that one.
     
  9. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    He trying to get people to think Jbern had H1N1 so they will freak out or something.
     
  10. Nukular Winter

    Nukular Winter The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I'm pretty sure that jbern is swine flu-free.

    /also, the next chapter is in progress.
     
  11. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    You're a fucking idiot.
     
  12. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You could always, I don't know, write or something.
     
  13. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    This is what I do, and it always depresses me.
     
  14. jbern

    jbern Alba Mater

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    I may be a pig, but I'm flu free. I had a bronchial infection a few weeks ago, but I'm fine. The next chapter of Lie is just under 7k and I'm still working on it. It will likely not be finished until the middle of next week.
     
  15. Sagita

    Sagita Fourth Year

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    Some people do not know how to read, I said great not below average... Meanwhile I will go back to A Song of Ice and Fire.

    And I was just trying to joke, I do not wish for Jbern, or anyone else, to die of Influenza (geez...).
     
  16. Mesterio

    Mesterio First Year

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    When HJP finally broke the news about his little mind problems w/ Fleur I was kind of surprised that she took it so well. I hope Jbern adds more fallout to that in the next chapter.
     
  17. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Fuck you to hell for making think there was an update.:mad:
     
  18. Deviace

    Deviace Second Year

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    This, this, 1000 times this.
     
  19. slasheh

    slasheh Seventh Year

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    seriously the thread was 5 days old, isn't that a bit early to start slamming people about necroing?
     
  20. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    *facepalm* Did I mention a fucking necro, genius? I slammed him for making me think there was an update.
     
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