... this can't possibly be the fic I think it is...

/me clicks

OH SHI- IT IS THE FIC I THINK IT IS! INB4 TINN! 8D

Shitstorm/5

EDIT for lulz:

(Sesc) Brand new, and not from me
(Sesc) “’Arry,” she said as she ground herself all the way up to the very tip of his cock, forcing it to lie flat against his stomach, before grinding all way back down. This time, Harry’s eyes did roll back in his head. “I am Veela. We are sexual creatures. I was born knowing about sex....
(Sesc) Most Veela ’oo live in ze Veela colonies ’ave ’ad sex before they are more zan a few years old. Ze only reason I am ze virgin is because I did not grow up around ozzer Veela. Zere was no one my age zat knew about sex.”
(Sesc) See?
(%Sir_Xiph) :|
(Krogan) ...
(%Tinn) Gabrielle?
(Sesc) See?
(Sesc) Yah.
(Sesc) After the lake
(Anya) ...
(%Sir_Xiph) lol Sesc >_>
• Anya cries
(%Sir_Xiph) you dropped to rd
—› kick: (Sesc) was kicked by (Tinn) (WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILTHY CREATURE, LINK BUT DON'T COPY/PASTE)
—› join: (Sesc) (enigma_@dlp-FACC.dip.t-dialin.net)
(%Sir_Xiph) and I remain, seemingly as fuckin always, at .
(Sesc) “Use me, ’Arry,” she continued without so much as a pause. “Fuck me until neizer of us can move and zen let me sleep wiz you still inside me. Fuck me! Use me! ’Ave sex wiz me! Make love to me! Rape me!”
(Krogan) Tinn it came back make it go away
(%Sir_Xiph) neizer?
(%Sir_Xiph) haha
(%Tinn) And raping the French accent as well?
(Anya) He is the Beast.
—› kick: (Sesc) was kicked by (Tinn) (Do that again and die.)
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(Sesc) ...
(Sesc) I wasn't even finished
(Sesc) Here's the best part
(%Tinn) Hence the warning.
(Sesc) He reached down and caressed her chest, stroking the place where, one day, her left breast would be. He seized her nipple and twisted it, pulling it before releasing it and letting it snap back. Gabrielle cried out in shock and pleasure as she orgasmed once again from the pain.
—› mode: (Tinn) sets mode (+b *!*@dlp-FACC.dip.t-dialin.net)
—› This (*!*@dlp-FACC.dip.t-dialin.net) ban affects: (Sesc)
(Big_D) Gabrielle sounds like Doctor Ruth.
—› kick: (Sesc) was kicked by (Tinn) (Die.)
(KrzaQ|reading) at last.
(Anya) Poor Gabrielle
(Krogan) Yay
• %Tinn /clears
(Anya)
(Anya) Did the same.
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• KrzaQ|reading goes back to reading
• Apo too
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(Sesc) Erm, so let's try that again
(Sesc) My point was only that that this time, it totally wasn't me <_<
(Anya) But you enjoy it.
(Anya) Thats why you are reading and writing it?
(Oz[ZzZz]) (Sesc) “Use me, ’Arry,” she continued without so much as a pause. “Fuck me until neizer of us can move and zen let me sleep wiz you still inside me. Fuck me! Use me! ’Ave sex wiz me! Make love to me! Rape me!”
• Oz[ZzZz] wats
(Oz[ZzZz]) ._.
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(Sesc) I'm pretty indifferent to it, as far as reading and writing goes, actually
(%Tinn) Oz
(Krogan) Ya Oz
(Oz) 'lo Tinn
(%Tinn) I'm going to fucking kill you and have a steely pole rape the body
(Oz) I take it you don't like the french accent raping?
(Oz) D
(Oz) Well damn...
(%Tinn) Or the French kid raping?
(Oz) This beats the AK
(Oz) Oh, that too. >.>
(Krogan) Ohh do you beta for him Oz?
(Oz) For Sesc? Nope.
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(Taure) I have empty packs of cookies in my bin <_<
(Oz) lol
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(Oz) wb @Tinn
(Oz) -@
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(%Tinn) Thanks.
(Oz) np
(Oz) xD
(%Tinn)
(Taure) Hmm
(Oz) ..::Taure::.. you need to restock
(%Tinn) The fact that the sex isn't the *point* of the story doesn't minimise the fact that you wrote it, at length.
(Oz) go to tescos and pick up some maryland cookies
(Oz) ^_^
(%Tinn) And you'll remember I commented on Harry's characterisation even though I haven't read the smut.
(Taure) I'm considering writing a letter to Gordon Brown, highlighting his governments program of destroying civil liberties and calling for him to stop
(Taure) Oz: Fox's chunkies are best
(%Tinn) Your letter totally won't be used to pick up his dog's shit.
(%Tinn) That said, go ahead!
(Taure) % daily amount of saturated fat per biscuit
(Taure) haha
(Oz) ..::Taure::.. hmm
(Oz) I like M&S's cookies and flapjacks best
(Sesc) It wasn't that long, and it was essential to get my point across
(Taure) It's my duty as part of a democracy to shout about stuff, cos if everyone does it at once then stuff *does* happen
(Oz) Don't get them often though
(Oz) ;-;
(Taure) The ones that come in the pots?
(Taure) They're yummy
(Oz) yep
(%Tinn) Sesc: it can't get your point across if it makes people alt+f the fuck out of there.
(Taure) M&S shortbread is good too
(Taure) Oh so buttery
(Oz) Fuck
(Oz) Wish I didn't like miles from an M%S
(Oz) >.<
(Oz) live*
(Oz) &*

EDIT 2: Agreed with trooper. Author of this is just a weird fetishist trying to get his jollies, whilst Sesc is about as serious as a fanfic writer can get.

 

God damn, lighten up Hash.

I vote thread-deletion. Everything to be said has been said.

 

Okay, so wtf.

Really, some people need to learn2differentiate. Between a fucking story and RL. Yeah, let's call Vesvius all but a pedophile ... oh wait. Reggin and Hash did call him a pedophile. Hey, retards. If I read about a murderer killing people and enjoy it, does not mean I want to do that myself.

Seriously. All you mount the barricades once some idiot politician starts on ego shooters and declares they have to get banned because they encourage people to start on killing sprees in their free time, too. You call them stupid, and rightly so.

So don't be a faggy hypocrite now and say that because someone read a story that involves sex with an 8-year-old (that is specifically stated to be NON-HUMAN), and apparently not disliked it as much as in your opinion he should've, he's Fritzl Mk II.

The firsts posts were in jest and funny. Once people started to think they were meant seriously, this thread became a giant clusterfuck (this post not excluded). Keep it to the story, m'kay?

/rant


So. Read it and the smut isn't written too badly. Veela-Soulbond is fail. Harry/Chasers were hot. 8yr old Slave!Gabby I could do without ... seriously, what's up with that in general? I really don't see the appeal in having someone like that around, but there are tons of stories where Harry gets sex-slaves. Tbh, the concept sounds quite boring. I mean, where's the challenge in that?

So all in all, meh.


Edit: And Tinn beat me. Oh well.