Title: Not Another Wizarding Blog!
Author: SkeletalChild
Rating: T
Status: WIP - 6,154 words
Category: Humor/Friendship
Summary: My own pointless attempt at a blog/chat-kinda-thing in the wizarding world. Year 5.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5278434/1/Not_Another_Wizarding_Blog


I hate to do this to you guys and girls but it forces me to raise a very serious question: Is this what Harry/Tonks is coming too? If so I am very scared.

What impressed me is that this "story" has been on the top of the Harry/Tonks ship list on FF.Net three or four days now and it has not received a single review, which gives me a small piece of comfort.

Hope you guys enjoy!

1/5

 

Yeah, wanna memorize?

Yeah, no.

The only fic of this format I liked was Naked Quidditch Match. This fails.

1/5, and someone needs to kill the internets.

btw, why is this in For Review? You can always showcase shit elsewhere.

 

This retarded shit belongs in the 'Awesomely Bad' thread, Damien. Now it's just taking up space in 'For Review.'

FAIL/5 for the story and the post

 

There is nothing "awesomely bad" about this story, it's just plain horrendous .

 

Isn't there some kind of rule where you shouldn't put something up for review that you wouldn't rate higher than 3.5 yourself? If not, there definitively should be.

 

I fail to see the difference.

Mike's right. This should be in the "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread.

It's not a rule per se, but DLP folk are expected to show a semblance of intelligence at the very least. For Review is strictly for reccing fics that you believe have the potential to make it to the library. 2/5 to 3/5 fics are usually posted in the Almost Recommended to barely readable fanfiction thread.

@OP -> You do realise, by reccing this here, you're giving it more attention than it deserves?

TL;DR

Reccing shitty stories in 'For Review' is tantamount to announcing your idiocy to the world. Shit will get your permabanned.

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EDIT: Your sig spells masturbate as masterbate (and I'm pretty sure it's not a gaming reference). Your name reeks of fail. How the hell did you manage to last this long?

 

Who the fuck is this? I don't remember seeing him in the books.

 

@The_clueless_dood_who_posted_this_shit : It is common sense that you don't recommend stories/fics you yourself rate as FAIL. If this simple point did not occur to you, then I'm sure its mentioned somewhere in the stickies about where to post what.

If all you wanted to do was point and make fun of the, err, blog-thingie then there are specific threads to do just that.

Personally I'd recommend the 'WTF fics thread'.

And yes, as mentioned above your name brings various self-insert fics to mind. Thats Fail too. >_>

 

Nahh, there is no bestiality in the fic so it doesn't hold up to the standards of the "WTF fics thread".

 

LOCKED FOR TARDNESS.