Ahhh, the ignore function. <3

Those seem like parodys, but still.

 

You Raise Me Up » by Nikani reviews Continuation of Watching Over Me. Year 4 is just around the corner, and hopefully things will be better for everyone. AU story, no slash, Sirius/Harry family, Snape is a friend, and love and affection abounds! Be prepared...hugs ahead!

Be prepared! HUGS!

Snape McLeod by Healer reviews SNAPE'S POV. "The first thing that I noticed was the fact that somehow I had survived the Killing Curse" - Severus Tobias Snape is part of Clan McLeod. - Highlander/Harry Potter crossover

Just when I thought I had seen it all...

the lost boy » by loekie reviews the usual... Draco get's abused by his father... Harry steps in to save the day no slash as of yet.... rated for child abuse and languish...

"Languish"...enough said.

~Kitti

 

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire WV » by SilentScreamerS reviews Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Wang Version. Every time the word 'wand' appears, it becomes replaced with 'wang'. Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 7-23-09 How funny! More wand/penis jokes.

 

I have no words.

 

Summary:
-random words here- Summary sucks I know, but give it a try!

 

Hahahahaha!!

Whoa! Way to go 'The HalfTruth Accumulation As' (I love this user name by the way. It's a pity that I mistook it as story's name).

 

I was doing something really really stupid. Looking for an interesting Naruto/Bleach crossover. It was like some kind of scene from a horror movie, when the cast of main characters enters the dimly lit building and the door slams shut. Lightning flashes, illuminating the room momentarily, letting them glimpse the otherwordly evil disfigurements that are waiting to feast on them. What I found; was this.

 

I don't think Enemas work like that.

I was searching for Hedwig stories, because no person would seriously write crap about Hedwig, right?

... What the shit, where's my lulz?

 

Isn't that the plot of one of the movies?

 

Yeah, that's the first Naruto movie I believe.

 

Well, I think I'm taking the price here. Pure disgust...


Defiled » by xErised reviews Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DMRated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 9-18-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete



Seriously?

 

Romance/Horror.
I'm having flashbacks to Twilight. Are there vampires?

"Monumental?" Exactly how hard can it be to lure a sixteen-year-old into your bed?

 

Pretty hard when the sixteen year-old's another guy, and not gay.

 

Oh, *please.*
A blowjob is a blowjob.
I am not reading that story, but exactly how much of his virginity has to be lost?

 

This beats that last one, and I found it within 5 seconds.

 

Did anyone ask Hermione?

 

Who cares.

 

Why should he/she? If you're a Dramione shipper you probably won't see the lack of logic behind their sudden 'I'm crazy about him/her' concept.

Go to Azkaban or marry a muggle born? What shit is that?

 

A dues-ex machina