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Harry Blotto and the missing script

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dark Minion, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    While they have been out drinking, members of the film crew for DH apparently forgot a script in a pub.

    sauce: The Sun

    They repeat that statement twice but actually don't reveal anything. The whole event might be a scam - though it's a bit early to start the promotion for a movie which is up in November.
     
  2. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    At least its some good news.
     
  3. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Even if they have Ginny replacing Ron on the journey?
     
  4. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Yes. Especially then.

    Also, great article. It's one big "I know but I won't tell you lololol". What dramatic changes, fuckers? Is Hermione killed? Does Voldemort win, because the editors facepalmed at Dumbledore's plan for Harry? Does it have no Deathly Hallows, because THE Cloak of Invisibility (zomgz) was already shown to be unable to hide Harry even from Luna, and the wand owner business is a retarded concept all around? What?
     
  5. RustyRed

    RustyRed High Inquisitor

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    Let's not forget about april fools day, chilluns!
     
  6. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Assuming this is real, how many exclusive interviews and such do you think it cost to get the Sun to hush up the details on a scoop like this?
     
  7. Red Aviary

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    Calling fake.

    And even if it is real, these "dramatic changes" will probably suck just as much as the novel's original plot. I don't trust the guys who write the movies any more than JKR.
     
  8. Oneiros

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    I wouldn't care if they sucked so long as they make fans rage. Like an H/Hr ending....that would be some epic trolling right there.
     
  9. wordhammer

    wordhammer Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    I believe they're planning a close-fly; Ron's Horcrux-induced vision of Harry and Hermione hooking up is rumored to be extensive and potentially clothes-less.

    http://www.chiff.com/pop-culture/harry-potter-dh-movie.htm
     
  10. Vegemeister

    Vegemeister Seventh Year

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    The wand owner thing isn't that bad; it's 'Wuse two wands at once for MAX POWAH!' that's the problem.

    Edit: That typo was unintentional, but I'll leave it in.
     
  11. Shinysavage

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    Except it was posted on the 3rd...I'm still not sure I believe it, but that's more to do with it being the Sun, rather than April Fool's. I rather doubt they'll do any major changes - drastic cuts, probably (let's face it, the amount of stuff that they've neglected over the other films, they're going to need to!)
     
  12. RustyRed

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    That's true, it was posted on the third, but the supposed bingeing and 'accidentally' leaving a script behind happened on the evening of the first. The article dropped some line about how the crew didn't want to go out on friday night because of some easter thing going on, but I still think it's hiiighly suspicious.
     
  13. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Ah, fair enough. I missed that, I have to say.
     
  14. Portus

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    Bastard... And when did Luna see Harry under the Cloak? Unless you're talking about the HBP movie. I know fake!Moody sees through it in GoF, the Trio is still detected Apparating into Hogsmeade in DH despite all three being under the Cloak, and according to Rowling, Dumbledore knew Harry was around but under the Cloak by casting Homenum Revelio. I understand that the Cloak itself was supposed to resist spells (Summoning Charm, for example), but really, what fucking good is an Invisibility Cloak if it fails at keeping other wizards from finding you?

    I for one wholeheartedly encourage that kind of trolling.
     
  15. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    For a second I thought this was a story about Harry Potter Being raised BY the "Crack rock" band BLOTTO.

    Which Might be fun.
     
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