http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmNb3xJFzkc

Satan is out to corrupt the minds of our children through the demonic themes of Pokemon.

 

Idiot fuckwit. When can you use your powers? What powers? What spells? This is all the pokemon not the humans. And keyword: ROLEPLAY.

EPIC FAIL


Oh and inb4PokemonistheDevils

EDIT: And lol, pull out a 45 and pop your friends full of bullets. Run around in Pokemon gangs.

 

You know, the other day I was trying to catch an Onix and suddenly I woke up covered in blood standing over my cousin's corpse. This explains everything!

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

 

Were you trying to catch him with a normal Pokeball rather than a Great Ball? They have a 30% increaase on catch rate, especially if it was a high leveled Onix. That would explain the nerd rage and black out.

 

I lol'd at this, I lol'd at the video and I lol'd at your current epic sig. Well done.

This is exactly why nobody cares about the church anymore. They're full of the most ridiculous crap. (And really, if you want to talk about video games driving people to shoot each other, you might want to talk about a more relevant game, like one that actually involves shooting people.)

 

Well, I feel ripped-off. Why didn't I get any superpowers from my videogames?

 

That would be good.

I've got a flying dragon.

Fuck you, I've got luck (Master Cheif :L) or better yet, Kratos power :awesome

 

Lol, this has been going around for a while. My grandmother wanted me throw away (not sell, so not to taint someone else) all my Pokemon cards because of this back when the trading cards were popular (2000? 2001?).

 

Same. WTF? I played Devil May Cry for twenty hours, and didn't transform into a superpower human-demon hybrid.

I have to go out and buy pokemon now.

 

"Why? Why? Why? WHY?" indeed.