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Galactic Empire State of Mind

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Midknight, May 25, 2010.

  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    QFT. I saw this a while ago, and have seen it multiple times since, and I still think its awesome every time I hear it. Lyrics are well done, Alicia Keys!Leia is :awesome, and break dancing storm troopers are hilarious.
     
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    Ok, that was fucking awesome. I've played it 2 or 3 times already.
     
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    Holy shit

    There are truly no words to describe how :awesome this is.
     
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    Didn't love it quite as much as you guys, but the Empire Strikes Back section was lulzy. And so were the headphones :awesome
     
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    Galactic Empire State of Mind

    Written By Owen Parsons & Conor McKeon [DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
    Yeah
    No longer Anakin
    Formerly a Skywalker
    Son's next rebel hero
    But I'll be Sith forever
    I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
    I can choke from anywhere
    Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
    But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
    No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with
    Flying through the trenches
    Blasting rebel noobies
    What happened to the fat one
    Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy
    Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
    Damn i just got wiped out
    Falcon shot the back of me
    Spinning into outerspace
    But I'll be back definitely

    [PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
    In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
    Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
    [Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

    [DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
    Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
    Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
    You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
    Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
    Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
    But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
    We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
    Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
    Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han
    Doing Luke the same way
    New deal Lando
    Ain't no pardon
    Kid blew up my boys
    Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
    Turns out we are family
    Embrace your dark fate
    Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause...

    [PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
    Now Han Solo's a coffee table
    There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
    He's on Dagobah
    With some dyslexic Jedi dude
    Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

    [DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
    Lightsabers grinding
    Palpatine's smiling
    Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
    Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
    Don't fight your destiny
    Wasn't a great dad, true
    Absent all the while
    No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
    Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
    You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
    Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
    End this prune with a badass murder suicide
    Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
    Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

    [PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
    Destroy new Death Star's generator
    Ewoks to the rescue
    Blast through to the core
    This Regime's gonna be brand new
    Galactic Empire's through
    The Jedi have returned, returned, returned


    Now with video
     
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    This is the best song I've heard in my life.
     
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    You need to start listening to better music then...
     
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    Oh my god this is just too amazing for words. Cant even describe the amazingness
     
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    Nice. Very Nice.(Tried only typing Nice, but learned there is a ten character limit.)
     
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    An mp3 of this would be awesome. Anyone find a copy?
     
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    I've had this on my iPod for weeks now. It's strange, CollegeHumor's mock videos/ parodies often turn out better than the real thing. Just see their "I Gotta Feeling" and "Birthday Sex" parodies.

    If I ever get a computer again I should start a Best of CH thread with all their fake trailers and music videos. All the other stuff is hit and miss.
     
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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yeah I started trying to watch their vids this weekend, and the Jake and Amir shit is horrible for the most part.

    Except for when he punks Amir into thinking he won a half a million dollar shot in front of like 15,000 people.
     
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    The new Ke$ha "Sing Talk" parody is good. And oh so true. And yeah, I love the prank war series.
     
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    Downloading Sing Talk on iTunes now, after I get through all the other videos they updated that is.

    Prank War series? That isn't on iTunes. Is it recent?
     
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    No, the Prank War happened a while back. It's a series of 9 or so videos about a prank war between Streeter and Amir. The best one is the sky dive prank, imo, although the blind fold shot was pretty good too.
     
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