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Teen werewolves

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Seratin, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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  2. Boo

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    This is so sad.
     
  3. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    I honestly think your being too much of an asshole Seratin. Those poor kids were ostracized and alone, before they looked within and found some kinship with wolves. Their outer appearance is their trying to fit in with their own kind, no different than you being a jerk in most of your posts. You fit in with DLP by being an asshole while these guys wear leashes, collars, weird lenses, and fangs.

    You're just two sides of the same coin really, they just realize what they're doing while you are still ignorant to your feeble attempts to fit in and be a tough-guy.

    Would you like a hug? I think it'll make you feel better.
     
  4. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I really can't tell if you're being serious, but I hope to God you're not.

    :|
     
  5. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    ...what the hell?

    Edit @Mercenary: Don't forget the furry tails. That's the key to the style.
     
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  6. Mercenary

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    Its like the goth/emo type of style except... with a hell of a lot more chains... :|
     
  7. iLost

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    LOL. Yes, I was just kidding.
     
  8. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I... still can't tell.

    On one hand you really actually are butthurt about this; most likely because you secretly want to get raped in the arse by a supporting character from the Twilight series.

    Or you were actually kidding. In which case I applaud you because you generally came off as supporting these failures.
     
  9. iLost

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    I'll take your applause. I figured...

    ...was a dead give away at me kidding. I told Antivash I would work on my internet sarcasm, but if my ambiguity makes people go :confused: I think I'll keep it up.
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I linked this in IRC the otherday. This shit is ridiculous.
     
  11. Onii

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    I'm laughing so fucking hard right now from watching that...oh god lmao.
     
  12. Solomon

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    Yeah, you might want to work on your subtlety a little bit. That came off a little too genuine.

    /says the guy with a broken sarcasm detector.
     
  13. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN....

    Holy snappy thread, Batman, it's time to get back on topic!

    Holy shit are they retarded? I mean fuck... I used to go beat up people for bullying my sister and all when I was like 5th grade but after that I just didn't really care wtf people though.

    o_O But this? You, sir, are deranged.

    Also what the hell is up with the Penis shaped 'wolf' @ 2:08
     
  14. Schrodinger

    Schrodinger Muggle ~ Prestige ~

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    ... AHAHAHAHAHAH! Holy fuck, I don't even know what to do, cry, or laugh, because JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that is somewhere between pathetic and... really pathetic. I mean... its not a gang, because "gangs are posers'? What? Run that past me again? And... hw much do you want to bet at least 2 out of 10 kids in one of these "wolf packs" is a furry?
     
  15. Lion

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    Is it me or is twilight to blame. All these new fads come because of teens seeing the movies or reading the books.
     
  16. Dilla

    Dilla Seventh Year

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  17. ZombieHunter

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    Would like to do one of the wolfgirls doggystyle just for the lulz.

    Think about it. Walk up to the head-douchey-wolf-fag, slap him in the face, rip off the tail, and say "ALL UR WYMINS R BELONG TO US NOW"

    That's how it works with wolves, right?

    In all seriousness though, this shit is getting close to JAPAN level whackness.


    When you think about it, you feel a little disappointed. I mean, where will these people be when the real world smacks them in the face?
     
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  18. QuaziJoe

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    Sadly, this was fortold by me. I warned the world but like the oracles of old my warnings fell on Deaf Ears.

    Also This
     
  19. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Why do teenagers lack any sense of propriety?

    They could at least pretend that they have some sort of sense of self-worth.
     
  20. Random Shinobi

    Random Shinobi Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Because that would be hubris. They are obviously worthless.