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How to get laid.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 25, 2010.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Jul 25, 2010 #1
    Funny little video that made me laugh. Pay attention, Glernaj! :awesome

    [yt]SEbb_O0Q1kk&has_verified=1[/yt]​
     
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  2. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Jul 25, 2010 #2
    I'm nothing without my sparkles!

    GULLIBLE BITCH!

    DICK NO MORE!

    You ever see the movie deliverance? Cause I want to FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

    STABBED IN THE TUMMY!

    All of these lines were pretty epic.

    Also,the most epic line of all:

    "I have a lot of money" "I want you inside of me right now!"
     
  3. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~ ⭐

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    Jul 25, 2010 #3
    I do not think that would work somehow...but it was :awesome
     
  4. Darje

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    Jul 26, 2010 #4
    At first I was like :confused:.

    But then I was like :awesome.

    It was entertaining like Powerthirst, but instead of going off like a hamster on speed it was more human-paced.

    "BA-BA-BA-BITCHES!"
     
  5. Lion

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    Sad thing is I actually want to try this.
     
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    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jul 26, 2010 #6
    BA-BA-BA BITCHES!

    Lmao.

    4/5
     
  7. Tomatta

    Tomatta Seventh Year

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    Jul 26, 2010 #7
    Funny video. Even funnier that you were searching "How to get laid" on Youtube :awesome
     
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  8. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Jul 26, 2010 #8
    A friend was linked on facebook, but whatever. :v
     
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    Jul 26, 2010 #9
    Can't see shit captain!
     
  10. Thurner

    Thurner Second Year

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    Jul 26, 2010 #10
    He could have skipped all the steps and got right to the end.

    Show the money and get the Ba Ba Ba Bitches !
     
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    Jul 26, 2010 #11
    Paging Matthew Knote. Matthew Knote, please report to this thread, pronto.
     
  12. Trig

    Trig Unspeakable

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    I wonder if they ever found Sparkles again...
     
  13. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jul 26, 2010 #13
    I'm pretty sure he was looking for her 'Sparkles' now.

    :awesome
     
  14. mknote

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    Jul 31, 2010 #14
    Present. Hey, what's this?

    /me takes notes

    Pour... water... on... pants...
     
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    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Jul 31, 2010 #15
    :|

    I didn't think this was all that funny.
     
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  16. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    Aug 1, 2010 #16
    Pretty ridiculous and funny at the same time. More ridiculous than funny though.
     
  17. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Aug 1, 2010 #17
    Goofy video. The ugliness or not-attractiveness of the guy is the feather in the cap. XD