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Symphony of a Ruler

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Inquisition, Jul 30, 2010.

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  1. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Jul 30, 2010 #1
    Sal Paradise
  2. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Jul 30, 2010 #2
    Has your mind been blown? :awesome
     
  3. Darje

    Darje Groundskeeper

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    Jul 30, 2010 #3
    Awesome. Totally wasn't what I was expecting when I saw the word "ruler" in the thread title.
     
  4. Aekiel

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    Jul 30, 2010 #4
    I can safely say that my mind has been blown for the day.
     
  5. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Jul 30, 2010 #5
    I totally agree. I lol'd too. Kinda catchy.
     
  6. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jul 30, 2010 #6
    Those hands are darn disturbing.

    Kewell.
     
  7. Thurner

    Thurner Second Year

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    Jul 30, 2010 #7
    Those hands are darn talented.
    If he can do that with a ruler, imagine what he can do with other… things.
     
  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Aug 1, 2010 #8
    I have a strong suspicion that Thurner is masturbating to the video at this very moment.
     
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  9. Thurner

    Thurner Second Year

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    Aug 1, 2010 #9
    You know Gio, a girl need her fun too. What better then gifted fingers and a ruler ?
     
  10. Tomatta

    Tomatta Seventh Year

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    A dick, perhaps?
     
  11. Thurner

    Thurner Second Year

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    Eh, I don’t think you got it but… oh well, there you go:

    Oh damn! I guess you are right, a dick, why the hell didn’t I thought of that ?!
    Silly me…
     
  12. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Aug 1, 2010 #12
    Tomatta is just jealous that his ruler is only 3 inches.

    @On-Topic: Awesome video. I can't wait to see him do Handel's Messiah for lulz.
     
  13. Tomatta

    Tomatta Seventh Year

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    Aug 1, 2010 #13
    2. On a good day.
     
  14. goldenwolfeye

    goldenwolfeye Seventh Year

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    Aug 2, 2010 #14
    That was pretty darn awesome. Nice find Inquisition.