I would love to see a fic with Harry asking Fleur for help polishing his wand (during the wand weighing.)

Fleur/Harry pairing but feel free to put your own spin on it.

 

Fuck you.

Fuck you to death.

 

Trooooll in the forums...

 

God man, THAT'S your first post? You have no hope here.

 

LOL Funny, but you're just going to get fucked with without the idea even being used.

 

...He had a sudden urge to walk up to the buxom beauty and talk.

He was Harry fucking Potter, so he did.

As calmly as he could, he sidled up to the sex kitten and said in a complete deadpan, "Hello, I'm Harry Potter, would you like to teach me how to polish my wand? I can pay handsomely if you'd prefer."

A sudden silence spread across the room, and for the life of him Harry couldn't imagine why.

A furious look settled on her face before she turned and slapped him hard across the jaw.

While his face throbbed in pain, a sudden realization came over him. Did he just say...?

Perhaps he wasn't as immune to the Veela's allure as he'd previously thought.

Fin.

Not what you were hoping for? Shame, that's all you get.

-PP

 

HAHAHA! Hilarious!

 

*Bows*

Thank you, thank you. They say not to feed the trolls, but I'm of the mind that one needs to feed them. Just feed them shit they don't want.

-PP

 

That was actually pretty good. Nice job, especially for a newbie.

 

I agree.

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