Someone mind giving me something, specifically? No time limit, though. I just need something different to poke at for a bit.

 

challenger; Eidolonic
line(s):
"Damn you!"
"Thank you, I already am. Shall we go?"
time limit: none
length: any

 

I edited the challenge I just made to be directed at you.

I guess you'll have to pick if you want to do my challenge or Lord Anarchy's or both.

 

Might try both, though I think I have a better idea of where to go with yours. Thanks.

 

Before anyone goes asking about new challenges, please take one of the ones labeled for anyone, rather than cluttering up the thread with more challenges no one ever responds too...

tl;dr: Unless someone asks specifically, don't post new shit. :/

 

The first one got done and I'm pretty sure the second one did too.

 

The first one is in your story (I think?) and the second one is Incorruptible.

 

You shall regret this.
---
The man who had once been called Tom Riddle smiled wolfishfly, and turned over his Mahjong tiles.

"KILLING CURSE RON!", he shouted as his points skyrocketed. He had done it. He had beaten Margret Thatcher, and now, he would have her country. But not before he had her. The Muggle bitch would pay for daring to challenge him.

With a thought, he made the Mahjong table and his robes disappear.

"Time to learn your place, Muggle."

That said, he spun his wand in elegant arcs, transfiguring his nipples into giant cocks. They were blacker than a moonless midnight, as sinuous as a jellyfish having anal intercourse with an unwilling porcupine, and on their tips were bloodshot eyes.

With a few more deft twirls, his leather pants exploded outwards as his legs transformed into millions of ribbed micropenii.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

For a moment, Margaret just stared at the magical monstrosity of writing phallic appendages. Then, the dark lord was upon her. Her clothes vanished, and she screamed in pain as over 35145(in base-7) of Voldemort's microdicks entered her anal chambers.

Meanwhile, Voldemort cast the Charm of Unbreakability on Margret's ears, and bending over whispered, "I've always wanted to see the mind of a thinking woman."

That was all the warning he gave her before he jammed the nipplecocks into her ears.

The pain was so intense, it wasn't just unbearable. It was addictive. Margaret screamed as sanity was--

"No. No... That won't do at all," Voldemort muttered, as he cast the Charm of Soundness on her mind.

"There... Isn't that better?", the Dark Lord crooned.

"After all, I want you awake for the finale." With that, he twisted his wand one last time. At first nothing happened, or at least, nothing seemed to. Then, Voldemort's head elongated, and a hole appeared on top, parting the hair on his head.

The Dark Lord's head had become a penis.
---
Dear lord I do believe that that was by and far the most twisted thing I have ever written.

That said....

Actually, no words come to mind.

I'll go back to lurking now.

 

It was an ill-considered move to ever stop lurking in the first place, apparently.

Geez, what is with today and people posting shit as their first posts?

 

I don't even...:facepalm

 

Okay that's just fucked up. And hilarious.

EDIT: Sigged.

 

How can you enjoy that in any way?

 

That was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.

the Dread Gods of R'lyeh and the prehuman city below Irem are both significantly less sanity-burning than this shit. Yog-Sothoth and its semi-human spawn are far less maddening.

OUT! OUT I CAST YOU! BY THE ELDER SIGN!

 

Damn right he did.

I'm going to have to borrow a penis from Voldemort, cuz after reading that mine stopped functioning.

 

How could I enjoy the Office? It's just lulzy in a way that makes me laugh.

 

What the fuck did I just read?

 

Reminds me of the 30H story, except poorly executed. Props for the effort, yo. Now go introduce yourself, and try not to get bansticked on your first day.

 

Really? Because that was not what I was aiming for.

Why do people keep on comparing thing's I write in 70t 30core to 30H's?

I think I may be on to something.

But yeah, going to post intro.

 

Wow, he really is a dickhead. :awesome

BADUM TISH!!! :facepalm

 

I know this is double posting but I just found this picture and I just had to post it.