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Man on scooter rages

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by AAli, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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  2. Phantom of the Library

    Phantom of the Library Unspeakable

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    o_O

    The stupidity of some people amazes me. Even if he somehow could have missed the memo that, if the elevator isn't at your floor, then you've got a long way down if you go in there, since the doors had windows.

    Or maybe he just didn't understand the concept of momentum. :facepalm
     
  3. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    That's the funniest thing I've seen all week maybe.

    Edit: Laughing even harder after the update. It's awful that he died and it's callous, but it's just the most hilariously pointless way of dying. The money, love, and time spent raising, educating, feeding him by his parents and the sum of his human experiences reduced to this. People say it's tragic when people die young due to tragic accidents. This is no accident.

    It's even funnier when you consider the context of the situation. The guy already on the lift saw the handicapped person speeding towards the lift and thinks "Aw shit, don't wanna deal with this", going against all the political correctness about handicaps and expectations of politeness, so casually closes the doors before the man can reach him, not expecting this reaction. Just gold.
     
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  4. IdSayWhyNot

    IdSayWhyNot Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    That shit was awesome!
     
  5. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Just found an update;

    http://news.naver.com/main/read.nhn?mode=LPOD&mid=tvh&am p;oid=052&aid=0000312821

    Weak translation from Korean to English below:

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    In front of an elevator in a subway station.

    A man in a motorized wheechair narrowly misses the elevator.

    As he angrily started to repeatedly ram the elevator door with his wheelchair, the door suddenly breaks, sending Mr.Lee 6m down the elevator shaft. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

    Police say that this was an unfortunate accident caused by Mr. Lee's anger at the elevator's occupant not holding the door for Mr. Lee.




    I don't know if I should still find it funny or not now.
     
  6. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    This makes it even funnier.
     
  7. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    This...this is so...horrible.

    So...why can't I stop laughing?
     
  8. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, the end was very lulzy.
     
  9. IdSayWhyNot

    IdSayWhyNot Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    It looks like the elevator...

    *puts on shades*

    ...got the drop on him.

    YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
     
  10. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    My god. Seeing the last moments of a person before they die - no matter how stupid their deaths were - chills me right to the core.

    Fuck. Just imagine the guilt that man inside the lift would feel. Would not want to live with that.

    But, god damn it - it was obvious that the door was already fucking broken before he slammed into it again. What did he think was going to happen?
     
  11. Phantom of the Library

    Phantom of the Library Unspeakable

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. :awesome

    Seeing as this takes place in Korea, I doubt he felt bad; we all know Asian people have no souls.

    Also, you're an Avatar whore.
     
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  12. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I wouldn't feel guilty. It was that dumbass's own fault.
     
  13. NoxedSalvation

    NoxedSalvation Temporarily Banhammered

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    Oh man, after reading that this guy died I thought it a bit harsh to go on making fun of him, but when I actually saw the vid, I had to chuckle myself.
     
  14. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    And you can't spell for shit. :|
     
  15. Phantom of the Library

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    Technically, it was more of a grammar fail. But yeah, was still fail.

    :facepalm at myself.
     
  16. Kthr

    Kthr Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    And I always thought those "Check if the elevator is in this floor before entering" signs were useless.
     
  17. IdSayWhyNot

    IdSayWhyNot Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    You are an avatar whore though.

    What'cha gotta say 'bout me, drome? Huh?

    :awesome
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    @IdSayWhyNot: I'm crying with laughter now. After reading this, I had to pull up a Horatio Caine video on youtube and had it play the "YEAAAAAAAAAH!" at the moment the guy fell down the elevator shaft...

    I'm going to hell, but oh god lawl XD
     
  19. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I'd say your spelling and grammar is pretty damn awesome. Those apostrophes in your shortened words please me. :awesome
     
  20. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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