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"Death to All Bieber Haters"

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Skeletaure, Oct 13, 2010.

  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Uh-oh guys, we better watch out. Some kid has "declared war" upon all Justin Bieber haters. Wait til you hear his cunning plan.

    Lol, I can't wait for /b/ to get hold of this.

    http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/10/11
     
    Last edited: Oct 13, 2010
  2. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Kid looks a bit anxious.

    Coming out of the closet much?
     
  3. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Who cares.

    No one can out-anon anon.

    Also.

    MY UNCLE WORKS AT THE FCC. Y'ALL WILL BE BACKTRACED.
     
  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Lmao, what a fucking lisping retard.

    WE GONNA BACKTRACE YOUR IP! WE GONNA GET YO' ADDRESS AND WE GONNA GET YO' PHONE NUMBER! I KNOW HOW TO TRACK! I KNOW PEOPLE WITH BOTNETS! AND WE GONNA DDOS YOU HATA'S WEBSITES! 8D

    If you're reading this kid, my name's Jack Bracken, this is my face, and Justin Bieber is gay. But not nearly as gay as you.
     
  5. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Don't be too hard on the kid. He probably did it to impress some chick he knows is a major fan of Bieber.
    That said, I lost count of how many times he said "ok?", "you know?" and "stuff". o_O
    Does he think anyone will take him seriously?
     
  6. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    /b/ got ahold of this about a week ago and as expected... they did nothing but LOLOL. Which is pretty much the right reaction. Just some retarded kid who's going to end up as some gay drug dealer's smackhoe.

    On the other hand, HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. OMG I GOTZ KEWL IDEAS. WE'LL SEND HIM PIZZAS!
     
  7. Cappadocian

    Cappadocian Fifth Year

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    I'd be more original than that, (SARCASM WARNING) probably steal his parent's credit card info and sign him up for dozens of porn sites, then order massive take out from a Chinese place near him. But that does account for more people from 4chans endless September than I care to count.

    /b/ is a pit anyway, come to /tg/ or /fa/.
     
  8. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I never take anyone wearing braces seriously.
     
  9. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I can't understand this. I don't give a fuck, so why do other people give fucks? How can someone like a certain music so much that they'd be willing to look like an idiot on the interwebz just to defend it. This kid has to know how stupid he is.

    Ah, well.
     
  10. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    This kick is gonna murder some motherfuckers soon.

    Edit: kid
     
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  11. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    It's not that I hate Justin Bieber.

    It's that I just don't care.

    EDIT: Just watched this 'video' and this little bastard needs to be slapped and sent back to school.
     
  12. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    I like how he seems to be avoiding eye-contact with the camera like his life depends on it - looks like he's making shit up on the fly - which he is of course.

    Does he even realize that most of the shit he's claiming he's gonna do is in some cases illegal and in others could get his ass sued at minimum?

    DDOS your sites? Yeah . . . and then the servers on which these sites are hosted start calling the police. Does he think they can hide behind proxies? Because you can't. A DDOS attack only hurts the proxies you use to hide yourself, so you have to run naked into the light of the day, so to speak, in order to perpetrate such an attack.

    And let's say they successfully manage to put someone's info on a site. What happens when it actually results in damage to this person? LOLOLO, there's a website with YOUR NAME ATTACHED TO IT that can be shown via a preponderance of evidence (the legal standard in a civil case) that your site caused this damage so your civilly fucked at best, and possibly criminally fucked too.
     
  13. IdSayWhyNot

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    Let this be a lesson to all you 'lefties' out there. Freedom of speech isn't necessarily a good thing.

    Also, imagine being that kid's father or mother? I think I'd die of the shame. My friends would never let me live that down. Ever.

    "Hey, man. What's up?"

    "Who cares? Your son's retarded!"
     
  14. Krogan

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    Setting aside the fact that every single thing he's saying is criminally retarded and could easily assuming someone wanted to make the effort land him in a court room, I honestly don't think that kid could have possibly sounded more stereotypically homosexual short of just giving up the pretense and wearing all skin tight pink clothes and punctuating all his sentences with "Justin Bieber is FABULOUS!"
     
  15. Perfection

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    He's going to get his uncle fired :(
     
  16. The Greek

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    The kid is insane! I would love to know how to find him. Can you imagine knowing this kid? Everyone would fucking kill themselves with laughter just as they saw him walking down the street! "I've got connections, I know people!"

    The uncle will propably be fired if his boss would find out he said that he would do anything like this idiot says. I can't wait for the 14 days to pass! These guys practically invite you to stuff them down a toilet! Can you see him going to school tomorrow? Times like these I wish I lived in U.S. just so I could find him.

    Fucking hilarious!
     
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  17. fuubar

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    You know before everything popped up on here, I had never even heard of Justin Beiber ...
     
  18. Rumbleroar

    Rumbleroar Seventh Year

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    Right there with you.
     
  19. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Oh just LOL. He said, "fuck you metal-heads". I'm actually interested in the results of this "declaration"...

    I will now sit back and await the conclusion while doing that paper I should be doing...
     
  20. Ceins

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