I'm out of thumbs, but that was awesome.

 

Yeah, AAli is responsible for about half of everything I've laughed at in this thread. :awesome

 

I clicked the thumbs up button to say 'I liked this', but what I really meant was 'I am terrified that the common person actually thinks this but it's still amusing to laugh at them for their ignorance'.

 

And this is why people think chicks are stupid. Fuck my life.

 

Not really. I think they're stupid because they think I'm joking when I tell them to make me a sandwich.

 

I never really understood men's obsessions with sandwiches: if you have a woman so well trained that she makes sandwiches at command, why not get her to do something that's more interesting, like have sex with you?

 

Because most are retarded?

 

:facepalm You do realise it's a metaphor?

 

Because sex lasts 20 minutes at the high end (if you're doing it right). A good sandwich can bring enjoyment for the whole day... I want a sandwich now.

 

That goes without saying. Sandwich is for after.

 

Oh. That makes sense. Thank you. But what about cuddling?

 

@Schro

 

Don't pretend you're a woman, Schro.