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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The-Hyphenated-One, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. Hero of Stupidity

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    I'm out of thumbs, but that was awesome.
     
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    Yeah, AAli is responsible for about half of everything I've laughed at in this thread. :awesome
     
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    I clicked the thumbs up button to say 'I liked this', but what I really meant was 'I am terrified that the common person actually thinks this but it's still amusing to laugh at them for their ignorance'.
     
  11. Schrodinger

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    And this is why people think chicks are stupid. Fuck my life.
     
  12. Phantom of the Library

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    Not really. I think they're stupid because they think I'm joking when I tell them to make me a sandwich.
     
  13. Schrodinger

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    I never really understood men's obsessions with sandwiches: if you have a woman so well trained that she makes sandwiches at command, why not get her to do something that's more interesting, like have sex with you?
     
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    Because most are retarded?
     
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    :facepalm You do realise it's a metaphor?
     
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    Because sex lasts 20 minutes at the high end (if you're doing it right). A good sandwich can bring enjoyment for the whole day... I want a sandwich now.
     
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    That goes without saying. Sandwich is for after.
     
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    Oh. That makes sense. Thank you. But what about cuddling?
     
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    Don't pretend you're a woman, Schro.
     
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