Ultimatum: Obama and Hostiles, surrender or die!​

 

The fuck is this bitch raving about? The Adromedoms? The Reticulums?

More importantly, why isn't she cooking?

 

Her name is Colleen Thomas and she is fucked in the head even without oral penile insertion.

 

Her son told her how to troll... right?

 

I don't think so, she has this in a professional profile:

LinkedIN

 

Ahahahahahahahaha, what a troll!

Oh wai- She's serious?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

The bombs are going to go off yesterday?

Oh noes!

 

Is it wrong that her bad spelling makes me far more suspicious of her than the bullshit she's spouting does? D:

 

This is either an epic trolling, or a truly epic failure of basic logic. Either way, lulz.

 

This paranoid shizo women kept me laughing for some time.

 

Accio Pers!

 

I still wanna have sex with her.

Just sayin'.

 

I had to skip parts of it because I literally could not take the stupid. :facepalm

 

Sooo.... When did they give mknote's mum a radio show?

 

Has there been any response from her about the fact that we're still fucking living and on the internet? I couldn't find anything.

 

I love this, So may different topics were covered in classic tin hat speak.

I think I hear some doctor who aliens and plot from some sci fi shows I've watched; badly melded together with general republican tea party logic.

 

Finally got round to clicking her link today, as opposed to merely reading everyone's quotes of her "credentials", etc. YouTube only played the audio on my phone but it was very entertaining; I imagine her penduluous udders would only have added to my enjoyment...

Sure, the sheer randomness and odd shoutouts to the Rockefellers and whatnot were good, but here's what we're missing: why oh why would a super-advanced alien race, capable of not only traveling the stars but willing to do so just to save little old Earth from the big bad Reptilians, then content themselves with trying to warn us of this apparently imminent (at least before the deadline passed) danger by no better means than a terrible public speaker on fucking Youtube??

I hate now that I called for Brainiac Pers; I thought it was physics-related, not tinfoil hats.

 

Gettin brain on a whole new level, nowumsayin?