Know how I know you're gay? You're projecting your desire to see me rub my nipples on a photo where I'm clearly pinching.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You think pinching your nipple while dancing is less gay than rubbing them.

 

Know how I know you're gay? Kang the Mad wants to Bang his Dad.

 

Know how I know you're gay? Last night.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You brought up your night with Blaise.

 

Blaise and I look haaawt.

Know how I know I'm gay? Blaise and I look haawwt.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You have a picture of a male stripper getting an erection from a random male bystander in your sig. That stripper is what you want to be.

 

From what little I can decipher from that mess of ambiguous phrasing, you're calling him gay because he's a male stripper that's attractive enough to elicit boners from random men.

Which does not compute.

(know how I know you're gay? You project your homosexuality onto attractive male strippers)

 

How do I know you're gay? I don't even know what the fuck you all are talking about.

Tangent alert.

 

Bringing it back.

JBlaise & Joe: Even Freddy Mercury can see the sexual tension in your bromance.

Oz: Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Hash: Ahmedinejad had to redact his statement when you visited Iran.

Inb4 you're gay for necroing.

 

Know how I know you're gay? White Rabbit is the name of that special toy that you use when you're feeling ronery.

 

Know how I know you're gay? We spent Valentine's Day in bed, together.

 

That would be Rampant Rabbit, and yes, I know how I know I'm gay.

 

Know how I know you're gay, Gio? Because you might have mentioned it in nearly EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the Politics section for a good six months leading up to the midterm elections.

/me bails before the onslaught of jokes towards him that he knows are all too easy

 

Know how I know you're gay? "Playing Tie Fighters" is code for gaybuttsecks.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You started a heterosexual Harry/Fleur fic that actually had some promise - and then never updated it.

 

As opposed to a homosexual Harry/Fleur fic....?


Know how I know you're gay? You ship Snape/Lily, and focus on Snape.

 

Know how I know you're gay? Pink shirts.

 

Know how I know you're gay? Suits with Chuck Taylors.