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Know How I Know You're Gay?

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Blaise, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay? You're projecting your desire to see me rub my nipples on a photo where I'm clearly pinching.
     
  2. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Know how I know you're gay? You think pinching your nipple while dancing is less gay than rubbing them.
     
  3. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay? Kang the Mad wants to Bang his Dad.
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Know how I know you're gay? Last night.
     
  5. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Know how I know you're gay? You brought up your night with Blaise.
     
  6. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Know how I know you're gay? You want Jesus to rape children. And you don't even believe in him, fucking gentile.
     
  7. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter ⭐⭐⭐

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    Blaise and I look haaawt.

    Know how I know I'm gay? Blaise and I look haawwt.
     
  8. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Know how I know you're gay? You have a picture of a male stripper getting an erection from a random male bystander in your sig. That stripper is what you want to be.
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2010
  9. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    From what little I can decipher from that mess of ambiguous phrasing, you're calling him gay because he's a male stripper that's attractive enough to elicit boners from random men.

    Which does not compute.

    (know how I know you're gay? You project your homosexuality onto attractive male strippers)
     
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  10. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    How do I know you're gay? I don't even know what the fuck you all are talking about.

    Tangent alert.
     
  11. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Bringing it back.

    JBlaise & Joe: Even Freddy Mercury can see the sexual tension in your bromance.

    Oz: Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

    Hash: Ahmedinejad had to redact his statement when you visited Iran.

    Inb4 you're gay for necroing.
     
  12. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay? White Rabbit is the name of that special toy that you use when you're feeling ronery.
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Know how I know you're gay? We spent Valentine's Day in bed, together.
     
  14. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    That would be Rampant Rabbit, and yes, I know how I know I'm gay.
     
  15. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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    Know how I know you're gay, Gio? Because you might have mentioned it in nearly EVERY SINGLE THREAD in the Politics section for a good six months leading up to the midterm elections.

    /me bails before the onslaught of jokes towards him that he knows are all too easy
     
  16. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay? "Playing Tie Fighters" is code for gaybuttsecks.
     
  17. Silens Cursor

    Silens Cursor The Silencer DLP Supporter

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    Know how I know you're gay? You started a heterosexual Harry/Fleur fic that actually had some promise - and then never updated it.
     
  18. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    As opposed to a homosexual Harry/Fleur fic....?


    Know how I know you're gay? You ship Snape/Lily, and focus on Snape.
     
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2011
  19. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Know how I know you're gay? Pink shirts.
     
  20. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Know how I know you're gay? Suits with Chuck Taylors.
     
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