Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Hey man, I'm not one to judge. If you get a stiff one over the stiff ones, that's your business, bro.

Also, I would tell you I hate to piss on your ego, but that would be a lie. So as for the lack of Reading Comprehension; I'm not writing your biography, bro, and I see your name once a year at best. Why in the names of the Hells would I bother looking into your personal life for the sake of a joke on the internet?

Come on, if you're gonna claim to be a troll, at least show a fellow troll the common courtesy of understanding when you're being trolled in return. Just gone, bro. Just. Gone.

I mean, I think it was fairly obvious, considering the tone of that line in addition to likening you to yet another pretentious ass with shitty macro images and such. But if you need point blank:

HERPDERP SO I HERD UR GOT AIDS FROM YOUR WIFE AFTER SHE DIED. Y U GOTTA FUCK DED BITCHES, BRO?! AINT YOU NEVER SEDUCED A STUDENT?! DERPDERP.

I feel so soiled, typing that. CAPSLOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL but if Worldwaker has that much trouble...

 

Don't worry about Vash. He's only pretending to be utterly unconcerned by your wife's death. He's deconstructing grief for you via parody. It's, like, super-sophisticated.

If you don't appreciate it you're probably just too small-minded to understand the real art inherent in it.

 

I must ask, how did you even notice him updating his profile? It's like, the last place I care about.

Also, totally Taure. It's also, like, ironic, and such.

 

Peek a Boo!

 

I assumed that meant he'd updated, so I checked - and he had.

Also: I dig the romantic mood lighting in that photo, Vash :3

 

Yeah, its difficult to find time for romance in trying times. I envy them for making the best of a bad situation.

Hope the goodbye sex was good, World...maker.

 

Oh, I got a mention. I feel special.

Speaking of missing the point, Worldmaker, I actually don't generally make fun of people for writing shitty fanfic. I certainly don't take pride in my ability as a grown man to troll kids and make fourteen-year-old girls cry, tough guy. Your profile is full of "Look I TOTALLY P0WnED A TEENAGER HAH!HAH!HAH!" For someone who sneers at others for "making fan fiction the point of your life" (because I think you should write well or not bother), you put a rather obsessive amount of time and effort into trying to convince everyone you have the biggest penis in fandom.

 

I want to thank Worldmaker; without him, his terrible writing and his obsessive need to defend said terrible writing, whilst at the same time professing that he doesn't care anyway, then this thread wouldn't exist. In attempting to create a deliberately bad piece of fanfiction, for whatever retarded reason, you thus created a mind-blowingly terribad piece of fanfiction which then, amazingly, spawned these lulz.

Congratulations, this is perhaps your greatest achievement to date.

 

So much this.

Also, thank you, worldmaker for the 2.5/5 star troll, prompting others to make the bits of storage it takes to host this thread worthwhile (unlike your story).

Just because TB drives are easily affordable these days by the everyman, doesn't mean the everyman can afford to waste the terabytes.

 

Man, I love the internet. It makes me feel so much more superior compared to other people. It's kind of a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that I will never ever been such a fucking retard. It really makes you feel good about yourself, that you will never be so as stupid as that person. No matter what you do, there will always be one guy that is more stupid than you.

 

:facepalm
This thread turned ugly in a hurry.

In defense of my quoted statement, certain people invariably provoke DLP members, sometimes through their mere presence, into turning DLP into DL/b/, becoming the mailman to our bored dog.

 

DLP has matured over the years from the boogeymen of the HP fandom that we were once seen as. Hell, we've matured within the time I've been registered here.

But when someone annoys us enough, it's 2005.

 

Okay. This is weird. I've not paid attention to this thread until now, and in the course of going through it I find out the person in question (if indeed he is who it appears he is) has written two published novels I've read and enjoyed.

Edit to add this note: I have doubts that Worldmaker is that person because the Encyclopedia entry linked earlier in the thread mentions divorces and daughters while the ff.net bio page mentions sons and being a widower. Of course, it could just be a case of not saying everything in the bio or being completely clear. The paragraph from his ff.net page:

 

That might actually work, were it not for the spelling error.

Or is that all just part of the irony?

Finally someone gets it.

And just a hint for the rest of you... if I troll badfic writers, what do you think my reaction to an entire forum full of stuffed shirts who think their shit has no odor might be? Hmmmm? Anyone?

You guys are like an hors d'oeuvres platter to someone with my mindset.

 

Was actually waiting for you to jump on this. At least this was simply a typing error, rather than trying to do something wrong.

To quote Blaise from your original DLP Fun With Idiots, stop being a faggot.

 

You assume that we don't already know that you actually divoced your wife (or rather, two wives).

Never underestimate the power of Blaise's stalking skillz. I mean, on the last page there's a pic of you and your name. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out that your bio will also be available to be read.

We were hoping you'd pull a rage post then we could post the divorce info. Oh well.

So yeah, you have fun cackling behind your keyboard at your own cleverness. You're only wasting your own time.

 

Hmm. Hmmmmmm.

Knothead makes a decent point, which made me revisit finding out who this guy is. What I found this time is probably the truth, and a helluva lot better:

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This is Jack. He's 43. Since he couldn't hack it with the big boys at Disney World, he's a "chef" at Sea World. You're also into RPGs (cute site, btw), and collecting Disney pins, but the jury's still out on whether or not you're actually published...I'll dig deeper if I feel like it. Which I admittedly might be up to, since you seem bound and determined to get and hold the attention of this forum.

But the fact still stands: divorced twice. Which means:

1. You remarried a third time and lost that wife to cancer (which is God's way of saying "Give up.")
2. One of the wives you'd already putzed up with got cancer after divorcing you. (So no sympathy there, either.)
3. You left one of these women while they had cancer - presumably the second one. (What. A. Douche.)
4. You're actually full of shit.

Looking at you, I don't know what Jedi mindtricks you had to use in order for someone to allow you to impregnate them (the first Jack I found is at least good-looking, and a lot more accomplished), but kudos to your methods. Perhaps you slipped some of Shamu's tranquillizers in their food.

I said it before, and I'll say it again: get back in the fucking kitchen, Jack.