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The Next Great Annoyance by Dogbertcarroll - R

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Manatheron, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    Title:The Next Great Annoyance
    Author: Dogbertcarroll
    Rating:R-ish
    Genre: Humor - Time/Dimension travel - Dark lord?
    Status: WIP
    Library Category: Humor
    Pairings: I... Don't know how to answer this one... H/Many perhaps?

    Summary:
    Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

    Link: Next Great annoyance: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7627510/1/The_Next_Great_Annoyance[/url]

    Comments:
    A somewhat amusing take on Summoned!Harry who for once is not expected to kill a dark lord (Outright anyway). It's enough off the usual story start to have jump started my muse, which is rare enough that I felt the need to share it. Personally i'd give it a 4/5.

    Edit: A warning, it's only three chapters long at the moment
     
  2. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    That's fine, I'm certainly not reading more than three chapters of this lol.

    Every attempt at humor failed dramatically. It's almost like a throwaway premise that might find itself in a segment of a Seth McFarlane show. Peter Griffin will make a quip like "Hey, this reminds me of the time I was hanging out with Harry Potter the summoner!"

    Cue a scene at Hogwarts where Harry's eating breakfast with his mates, and then dead spirits suddenly burst into existence and Ron chokes on his cereal out of shock. Harry frantically dismisses them and Hermione admonishes him:

    "You naughty necromancer/summoner you!"

    The writing style is - there is none, so I'll stop right there.

    What a god-awfully retarded story. Not sure why this would catch anybody's eye or why it would jumpstart any muses.

    1/5.
     
  3. Alive and Free

    Alive and Free Groundskeeper

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    It's like a cheap, badly executed rip off of A Black Comedy. I think I got to the bit with the greasy redhead (Lily I presume) before I said fuck that shit and closed the window.

    .5/5
     
  4. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, I don't mind some of his other stories, but this one is just plain horrible.
     
  5. bob99

    bob99 High Inquisitor

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    This is crap. This would be barely passable as a oneshot.
     
  6. thebrute7

    thebrute7 High Inquisitor

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    What is this crud supposed to be? I didn't get even halfway through chapter one. It isn't even readable. Heck, I have read grammatically horrible, plot-dead, pieces of crap that have more intriguing style to the writing than this.

    Frankly, 1/5 is generous to this piece.
     
  7. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I am generous. 1/5 for grammar and spelling.

    Yeah, one or two sentence made me chuckle a bit, but that's it. The rest was like watching a really bad stand-up comedy on stage.

    In for the trash bin. I am not even sure if there is any need to wait for two weeks before I move it.
     
  8. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    I laughed, I cried, I pressed the big red 'x' before I'd finished six lines.

    Agreed.
     
  9. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    I went in with an open mind, but that really was terrible, in pretty much every respect.
     
  10. Eidolonic

    Eidolonic Supreme Mugwump

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    Well. There's not many spelling mistakes.

    That's the positive part of my review.

    The negative part?

    Everything else.

    Trash Bin.
     
  11. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Eh. I thought it was bad, but not to the degree you guys did. I found it readable, if barely, in that it didn't take itself too seriously.
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    You've been posting stories for years now. Can't you grasp the fact of putting the author and rating in the thread title? Fixed.
     
  13. Mock Moniker

    Mock Moniker Professor

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    I could not even get through the first chapter.

    The author tries really hard to be funny, but it's just awful.

    1/5
     
  14. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    It really is just terrible. Difficult to say any more than that.

    Not rating/5
     
  15. Zansa

    Zansa Fourth Year

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    It was readable - and little else - up to the part where Harry becomes a sex god. Torn away from a "blonde bombshell" threesome? Really?

    Then in the second chapter he's also all-powerful, and rescues Gabriella from the horrors of...the attic. In chapter three Fleur is acting like she's in heat, while at the same time doing her best to portray every lead female in every poorly written indy!Harry fic ever.

    It reads like the author was trying to be humorous for the first half of chapter one, realizes his idea is a larger disaster than summoning Cthulhu, and turns the whole thing into a self-insert indy!Harry super!Harry harem story, hoping no one notices that he was serious for the first 30 lines.

    1/5
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2012
  16. TheWiseTomato

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    I read. I chuckled. I enjoyed. I wouldn't reccomend.

    Don't get the level of contempt some people have shown for it, but I guess that just comes down to preferences.
     
  17. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    I smiled a little bit for the brief time I read it, but it's one of those completely forgettable fics that come and go by the hundreds every day.
    2/5
     
  18. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    A few lines made me smile/chuckle weakly...but this is pretty terrible.

    The hinted Snape/Lily also makes me feel ill.

    The writing, though technically sound, isn't even all that good.
     
  19. Rhys

    Rhys High Inquisitor

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    This is all of the worst aspects of Dogbertcaroll made real. Everything that usually makes me cringe when I try to read his stories feels like its been rarified into this one.

    There are the abrupt plot jerkarounds, the not quite patronizing attitudes, and the vaguely wrong sounding dialogue, and it's all turned up to 11. The comparison to Family Guy was apt.
     
  20. Bill Door

    Bill Door The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I've seen worse, but it's not great.There were a few lines which made me chuckle a bit but I wouldn't say it was funny. There just isn't anything to recommend this.

    2/5
     
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