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I bet Griphook gives great handjobs.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Oz, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Jan 31, 2013 #1
    Think about it.
     
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  2. Jarik

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    Jan 31, 2013 #2
    What.

    /10char
     
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  3. Rache

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    Jan 31, 2013 #3
    *shrugs* Maybe Oz was commenting about the fact that Griphook is always the goblin Harry goes to.

    While Griphook's services are rather good in almost every fanfic I came across, I for one wouldn't let Griphook come anywhere near my dick. *shivers* Those sharp pointed teeth give me creeps.
     
  4. Klackerz

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    Jan 31, 2013 #4
    Oz ships Harry/Griphook
     
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  5. Rache

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    Harry/Griphook for the win. It's the OTP.
     
  6. kmfrank

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    Jan 31, 2013 #6
    Oz was probably referring to the great detail with which Griphook's slender fingers - long, curved, and ending in claws - are detailed.

    Were I a wizard, I would accept a handjob from Griphook to test this theory. For science.
     
  7. Bill Door

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    Bitch please. If you want good handjobs you go to Ollivander. The man spends all day every day handling wood, he knows what he's at.
     
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  8. Rache

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    Now that I think of it, Oz's fetishes, they are giving me creeps.
     
  9. Oz

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    Goblins earn their names somehow.
     
  10. Comnenus

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    Jan 31, 2013 #10
    A good 'grip' is desireable, I am somewhat more doubtful about the 'hook'. I think as a general precaution hooks should be avoided when it comes to these things.
     
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  11. Oz

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    But rap music told me there must always be a good hook, and rap is all about sex anyway.

    Is Dr. Dre a liar, Comeonus?
     
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    Jan 31, 2013 #12
    I would say, out of every non-human in the Harry Potter series, the one I'd be least likely to seek a handjob from is Griphook. Not only is he less than loyal, it seems he wouldn't be all that willing to help a wizard to begin with.

    Think. You have female merpeople for an underwater blow, Winky is terribly eager to please, and even Moaning Myrtle for sexy sound effects. Veela are obvious, and female centaurs could even devour a horsecock. There's a lot of possibilities.

    /me suddenly wonders why he was in this thread to begin with...
     
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  13. Rache

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    Yes. This proves that Oz has a 'goblin' fetish.



    Because you saw the word 'Blowjob' Averis. I would know since I came here for the same reason. ;)
     
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    Jan 31, 2013 #14
    HOS has been lonely of late?
     
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    Jan 31, 2013 #15
    I'm sure I wouldn't dare to call Dr. Dre a liar. If you can't believe a doctor who can you believe.

    Oh and ...

    Know how I know you're gay?
     
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    This is bad and you should feel bad.
     
  17. Grinning Lizard

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    Hey! Oz, buddy :)

    Hey.

    *gives little hug*

    Why the fuck is this here?
     
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    :facepalm: With topics like this, I sometime question Oz's masculinity.
     
  19. Oz

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    I guess you're a piece of shit homophobe.
     
  20. Grinning Lizard

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    Oh, thank god, he's back.

    I was worried he'd been hacked.
     
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