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I bet Griphook gives great handjobs.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Oz, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Think about it.
     
  2. Jarik

    Jarik Chief Warlock

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    What.

    /10char
     
  3. Rache

    Rache Headmaster

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    *shrugs* Maybe Oz was commenting about the fact that Griphook is always the goblin Harry goes to.

    While Griphook's services are rather good in almost every fanfic I came across, I for one wouldn't let Griphook come anywhere near my dick. *shivers* Those sharp pointed teeth give me creeps.
     
  4. Klackerz

    Klackerz Bridgeburner

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    Oz ships Harry/Griphook
     
  5. Rache

    Rache Headmaster

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    Harry/Griphook for the win. It's the OTP.
     
  6. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Oz was probably referring to the great detail with which Griphook's slender fingers - long, curved, and ending in claws - are detailed.

    Were I a wizard, I would accept a handjob from Griphook to test this theory. For science.
     
  7. Bill Door

    Bill Door The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Bitch please. If you want good handjobs you go to Ollivander. The man spends all day every day handling wood, he knows what he's at.
     
  8. Rache

    Rache Headmaster

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    Now that I think of it, Oz's fetishes, they are giving me creeps.
     
  9. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Goblins earn their names somehow.
     
  10. Comnenus

    Comnenus Fourth Year

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    A good 'grip' is desireable, I am somewhat more doubtful about the 'hook'. I think as a general precaution hooks should be avoided when it comes to these things.
     
  11. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    But rap music told me there must always be a good hook, and rap is all about sex anyway.

    Is Dr. Dre a liar, Comeonus?
     
  12. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery Prestige

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    I would say, out of every non-human in the Harry Potter series, the one I'd be least likely to seek a handjob from is Griphook. Not only is he less than loyal, it seems he wouldn't be all that willing to help a wizard to begin with.

    Think. You have female merpeople for an underwater blow, Winky is terribly eager to please, and even Moaning Myrtle for sexy sound effects. Veela are obvious, and female centaurs could even devour a horsecock. There's a lot of possibilities.

    /me suddenly wonders why he was in this thread to begin with...
     
  13. Rache

    Rache Headmaster

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    Yes. This proves that Oz has a 'goblin' fetish.



    Because you saw the word 'Blowjob' Averis. I would know since I came here for the same reason. ;)
     
  14. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity High Score: 3,994 Prestige DLP Supporter

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    HOS has been lonely of late?
     
  15. Comnenus

    Comnenus Fourth Year

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    I'm sure I wouldn't dare to call Dr. Dre a liar. If you can't believe a doctor who can you believe.

    Oh and ...

    Know how I know you're gay?
     
  16. Reece

    Reece Second Year

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    This is bad and you should feel bad.
     
  17. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    Hey! Oz, buddy :)

    Hey.

    *gives little hug*

    Why the fuck is this here?
     
  18. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    :facepalm: With topics like this, I sometime question Oz's masculinity.
     
  19. Oz

    Oz UNQUESTIONABLY THE MOST HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I guess you're a piece of shit homophobe.
     
  20. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    Oh, thank god, he's back.

    I was worried he'd been hacked.
     
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