I just got fucking trolled so hard by my duo queue. I'm support, and I tell him exactly what to do. He ignores me. We lose.

Then I'm adc and he plays mid. Gets caught twice in a row and throws game. Jesus fucking christ I just got demoted.

 

Then why did you duo with him?

 

I like to cut myself, apparently.

 

I wish I could figure out why silver 1 players are worse than silver 2 players. On the bright side, 1 win is worth like 20 LP and each loss is worth like 3.

 

...3? I played three matches yesterday:
14 -> 0
0 -> 19
19 -> 1

LP losses and gains.

 

Losing the will to play ranked as the promo series' shit is getting to me now. I'll win every game till my promo series, then lose 2 in a row & be dropped back down to 60~ lp & have the cycle repeat, and because of this cycle I'm staying at roughly a 52% win ratio and my lp losses/gains are staying fairly similiar;

Win +20LP
Loss -16LP
Loss -18LP
Win +23LP
Win +18LP

Kinda wish it would get to the point where I start losing 3 - 5 but I'm still not sure how that works out. Oh well, today's fun experiences include; A Draven that maxes 'Stand Aside' first, An Akali that goes 6-0 against Fizz in lane then proceeds to solo 1 vs 5 all game, an Irelia who builds Hexdrinker vs Zed in lane and someone locking revive/tp Trundle because I didn't ban Shen.

Edit; Wow, just caught up with IEM, holy cow. That was more one-sided than I expected it to be.

 

First pick was told to pick xin for third pick. Third pick picked Vayne for first pick. Third pick afk'ed and never traded. Our jungler was jungling with his AD carry runes and cleanse. Meanwhile, stupidass vayne was busy feeding Cait to legendary status by 13 mins. Xin was trying to hard to camp for her so I got pushed to my turret and couldn't cs (I'm anivia...mid vs Jayce, who lane swapped with Akali. I wanted to lane swap to vs Akali so badly, but I was always so pushed...no time.)

 

Wait, how did you get pushed to your turret as Anivia? All the other mistakes were brutal, but getting out-pushed as Anivia is a rare thing. Would you mind clarifying because I have to be missing something...

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On a side note, worked my way out of Division 3 into Division 2. Lost my first two promotion series, but won the last promotion series and finally jumped. Got stuck supporting some retarded ADCs and some great ones. One of them even got a Pentakill. Felt good getting promoted, so up and up I go.

 

Still in Silver III. I clawed my way from 15 to 83 points over ten games yesterday.

Then I played three games this morning, and in each game some cunt quits halfway through to go to work/school/college/masturbate.

Now I'm back on 28 points.

 

Back into Silver III (AT LAST!) due to some absolutely spiffing games as Cho'Gath jungle. I love that Void fucker. People just don't seem to get how to play against a Cho or just act dumb. That or I got lucky.

Example; First game of my promo series, Darius vs Akali top. I go top with doublebuffs, just walk into lane and Darius instantly flashes, so I can just walk up to him, silence him as he tries to juke my rupture (which I hadn't even cast yet) and he then walks -into- my rupture because he left himself nowhere to run. Easy first blood. Same thing with Cass in mid. I walked up, silenced her and let her flash into rupture as Lux's ignite got the kill.

Second game was against a Shen (Huzzah for me being first pick) jungle so naturally, couldn't do a damn thing. Having a lobby of people who understand how useless Shen is in Silver was stunning, and he did nothing all game. People warded, constant encouragement, pinging like nutjobs and actually following their lane to counter-gank. All in all, 2 amazing promotion games. I now dread playing later this evening when no doubt I shall have your luck ElD and be swiftly back down in Silver IV.

 

I am going to KILL whichever one of you guys told me to build MURAFUCKINGMANA on Ahri. NO FUCKING DAMAGE whatsoever. >:[ IM SOOO SAAAD

 

Why would you do that? It only works on single target spells... Oh well I guess E works off it, right?

P.s. If you start to build an item, fucking finish it. I had a Tristana who threw the game because she built a cutlass and then started an IE.

 

I'M GOING TO GO METAPHORICALLY KILL MYSELF NOW.

 

It might work off her W and R as well, they could both be counted as single target spells, that might give enough damage to make it worth it.

/me goes to test it.

 

Yea okay, good luck winning lane with your tiny sword of tickling.

 

Why would you ever build it on Ahri though? Like, I don't even play her because I don't own her (and my skillshots are god-awful on 75% of champions) but surely rushing an Abyssal or just standard double d-rings is infinitely better? Plus it feels like it would take an age to stack on her. Seraph's makes more sense but even then there are probably better items for Ahri.

 

BECAUSE I'M STUPID.

 

Right, I tested it in a custom game and it did actually give a lot of bonus damage, over 100 on each hit of my W/Ult, problem was I ran oom way after just a few spell rotations, and the damage fell off quickly when I ran low on mana. I think you'd definitely need to build some other mana items, which isn't really worth it on Ahri.

Why would you have it during laning, the manamune on its own sucks. There's zero point in upgrading it from the tear until you have full stacks. Maybe that's why you were doing no damage.

She actually stacks it pretty fast, if you have blue buff you can just spam QWE and it stacks fast enough, not quite singed levels of stacking but it's quicker than most.


I wonder if I went for a Lich Bane as well, to make use of the bomus aa damage the muramana gives you. I'll test it out next time I play her.

 

I'm still stuck in the mindset that a tear only stacks every turn it's technically 'off cd' so, the full rotation on the image of the item yet I notice if I play someone like Ryze, I can cast multiple spells and it restarts the animation - though I've never checked if it added 3 stacks or just 1. Going off that maybe it does add 3 stacks then. Huh. Well, the more you know in that case.