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Ginny Songs!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Sep 10, 2006.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 10, 2006 #1
    Well, since I got bored, I wrote a song (or rather, changed the words to one) and made it about Ginny. Post yours as well!

    Weasley likes debasement and torture,
    She degrades her smear of a porcher,
    This is why all the guys sing:
    Weasley is our Queen.

    Weasley is loose as sin,
    She always lets the guys in,
    But yet the STD cannot be called a win,
    Weasley is our Queen.

    Weasley is our Queen,
    Weasley is our Queen,
    She always lets the guys in,
    Weasley is our Queen.
     
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Hahaha. Raven, you silly cunt. That song is full of win.

    Good work. :)
     
  3. Darius

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    Sep 11, 2006 #3
    How about a song to the tune of Janies Got a Gun? lol, that was great by the way.
     
  4. Mordecai

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    Sep 11, 2006 #4
    Very nice Raven, nearly made me choke on my breakfast.
     
  5. Xenon

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    Sep 11, 2006 #5
    Took me a day and a half, but I made an AYB paradoy out of real DLP IRC quotes.

    In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.

    <Legion> what happen?
    <Xenon> Somone set us up the Ginny
    <Xenon> we get signal
    <Captain> We get signal? What!?
    <Captain> WHAT YOU SAY!
    <Legion> main screen turn on
    * Rain turns channel. >_>
    <Legion> Its you!
    <CATZ> How are you gentlemen?
    <CATZ> All your base are belong to us.
    <CATZ> you are on the way to destruction.
    <CATZ> Make your time
    <Captain> FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
    <Legion> Take off every zig!
    <Xenon> Go Indo! for great justice!
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <Syaoran> Unce. Unce. Unce.
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <Syaoran> Unce. Unce. Unce.
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> i know
    <Xenon> what you doing?
    <Legion> Take off every zig!
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <Syaoran> Unce. Unce. Unce.
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <Syaoran> Unce. Unce. Unce.
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <IndoGhost> lol
    <CATZ> Make your time
    <CATZ> Ha Ha Ha!

    edit: if you don't get the joke, then go here

    edit2: Yes, I realize AYB jokes are no longer funny >_<
     
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  6. Lord_Slytherin

    Lord_Slytherin Third Year

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    Adaption of the song "I'm a bitch". Flows better if your familar with the song lawl.

    Im a Bitch

    I hate the world today
    Harry just told me that he was gay
    I tried to ask him out
    But all he did was pout
    How could he like draco anyway.

    The other day I cried
    I just wanted to commit suicude
    And save the world the pain
    But then I realised I didn't like him all that much
    I was just feeling really horney and wanted some random guy to fuck
    Who needs birth control anyway.

    Im a bitch
    Im a lover
    Im a slut
    Im a mother
    I have STDs
    And aids
    But I do not feel ashamed
    My legs are open wide
    Theres probably a guy somewhere inside
    But I wouldn't want it any other way.

    So take me as I am
    Or I'll just go fuck another man
    Its all the same to me
    I don't care if your a fag
    Or that you think I'm some slutty hag
    I can give better hand jobs than Draco anyway.

    Im a bitch
    Im a lover
    Im a slut
    Im your mother
    I have STDs
    And aids
    But I do not feel ashamed
    My legs are open wide
    Theres probably a guy somewhere inside
    But I know you wouldn't want it any other way.
     
  7. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Sep 13, 2006 #7
    Nice one Lord Slytherin!
     
  8. Kiklo

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    LOL, that was awesome Lord Slytherin! But, I kind of read more as a poem than a song, I don't know why... :/

    Fantastico Work!
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

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    Hahaha! I laughed out loud. My brother is now staring at me. Mwuahahaha!
     
  10. Lord_Slytherin

    Lord_Slytherin Third Year

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    Sep 14, 2006 #10
    Who would have thought that writing Ginny songs is even more fun than fantasizing about her horrific death at the hands of kitchen appliances :O

    Ginny’s going to come (to the tune of Jamie’s got a gun)

    Ginny’s going to come
    Ginny’s going to come
    She’s got a penis in her bum
    Hogwarts Slut number one.

    What made Ginny snap
    Was she tired of taking all the crap
    Or did Harry turn her down
    He still remembers little Ginny in a dressing gown
    So now her legs are open wide
    She uses her wand to massage inside
    Sometimes she gets a guy
    And tries to run her hand up and down his thigh
    But she’s a trashy whore
    Not even really a score.

    Hogwarts is never going to be the same

    Cos Ginny’s going to come
    Ginny’s going to come
    Ron’s dick is in her bum
    Her Robes are always undone
    Hogwarts Slut number one.
     
  11. Kiklo

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    Sep 15, 2006 #11
    How do you think up of these wonderful little songs? lol

    Another good one!!
     
  12. Cell

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    Sep 15, 2006 #12
    LMAO. Nice ones Slyth. Keep it rcoming,you're on a roll
     
  13. PsychicLunar

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    It hasn't been too long since this was posted in so... mind if I take a turn?

    To Bowling for Soup's 1985 beat:

    Ginny just hit the bed
    Wishing for some head
    One desperate guy a day
    Though she’s one crappy lay
    Who wants it on the floor
    With this little whore?
    Never been with just one man
    Whatever happened to her plan?

    She was gonna be famous
    For being Harry’s whore
    But now she’s an ignoramus
    Naked on the floor
    Her STDs are now her enemy
    Looks at her dirty life
    And it’s not alright since

    Harry has left her
    She really wished he’d kept her
    Instead of Draco, the ferret
    Or Crabbe and Goyle’s double-team
    Her two kids, the babies
    They were born with rabies
    And she’s still preoccupied
    With unzipping Slughorn’s fly

    Blah, could have been better. :Shrugs: I like the one to "I'm a Bitch" it does flow to the actual song.
     
  14. Lord_Slytherin

    Lord_Slytherin Third Year

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    I think of my ex and the words come to me man.

    Lawl good one Lunar!

    New song: Dirty by Christina Agulera.

    It fits so well that I don't even need to change the words.
     
  15. Lord_Slytherin

    Lord_Slytherin Third Year

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    Sorry to bring up an old thread. New song to 'my humps' by the black eyed peas. Since I have to listen to this trash on the radio, I may as well make a Ginny song out of it..!

    My baby bump

    (Start Chorus)

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk
    I'ma I’ma going to get knocked up
    Then get you love drunk off my spunk
    My spunk, my spunk, my spunk, my spunk, my spunk
    My lovely Baby bump.

    Check it out.

    (Ginny)

    I fuck my brothers daily
    I do it on the table,
    They say I’m kinda dirty
    That don’t stop me being flirty
    Ron and Percy at breakfast
    Then Arthur he’s so sexy
    Guys queue up all day
    They say I’m a decent lay
    By afternoon I’m sore
    But I still need to come some more
    Servus Snape at eight
    His dick is never straight
    Molly collects the money
    And smiles at my pregnant tummy
    Dumbledore at nine
    His skills are in decline.

    (Fred and George Chorus)

    The S to the L to the S T D

    The U to the T to the big family!
     
  16. Dark Lord Rostam

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    Holy! Very nice job, very good. I rofl-ed.
     
  17. Kiklo

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    LOL, that was awesome! I hope you do another one. ^_^

    Edit: The one below by Amerision is full of win! Great Job.
     
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    Dec 11, 2006 #18
    Set to the tune of the "Spongebob Squarepants" theme.

    :::

    Dumbledore: Are you ready kids?

    Students: Aye Aye Studmaster!

    Dumbledore: I can't hear you!

    Students: Aye Aye Studmaster!

    Dumbledore: OHHHHHHH! Who takes guys hourly under the trees?

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: Puss-filled and yellow tampon has she!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: She rapes all the House Elves under the cover of night!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: Her tits are so small they're truly a sight!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: If a foot wide vagina is something you love...

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: Then drop those pants fast and get ready to shove!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: She offers herself to me for her tuition!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: Her family's so poor it's their honored tradition!

    Students: GIN-NY WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: Ready?

    Dumbledore and Students: GINNY WEASLEY! GINNY WEASLEY!
    GINNY WEASLEY!

    GIN-NY!

    WEAS-LEY!

    Dumbledore: HA HA HA HA !!!!

    [Whistling]

    Ginny: [Slurps] Am I done here?

    Students: SUCK!

    :::

    "Ah, music. A magic beyond what we do here..."
     
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  19. Jon

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    Dec 11, 2006 #19
    Super Slag
    (Superhero by Steven Lynch.)

    If I could be a superslag
    I would be Ginny the Phan-
    I'd fuck myself around the world fighting the prude line!
    And if I saw prudes trying to hide, holding off sex, and making them cry,
    I'd rape them right there with my awesome hand,
    Because I would be Ginny the Phan.

    Now some Prudes want you to be a prude, and they offer you thing's like Religion and culture,
    but she knows what to do with them, she just says "I'm a ho!"

    If I could be a superslag,
    I would be Ginny The Boy-Toy
    Screwing the world with the evil of STI's
    And telling them all that I deploy.
    Well i'd take Harry, he's looking so fly.
    With his broom, his wand, and his gryffindor tie.
    As I fucked him dry, I'd squeal with joy.
    Because I would be Ginny The-Boy-Toy.

    *Whistles.*

    if I could be a superslag,
    I'd be Ginny The Hermaprodite-hen,
    I'd send all the bitches back to their homes,
    For stealing all of my men.
    And taking our attenttion and shitty styles to boot.
    Like Whoring, Fucking, and Picking up 'Poop'
    I'd pass alot of gas to get rid of their brood.
    'cause I'd be Ginny The hermaphrodite-dude.

    Now Kids, you can make up your very own Superslag.
    If you could, who would you be?

    If you could be a Superslag, would you be, Ginny?
    Fucking up people, screwing them dead,
    And defecating all over their head?

    Like if Harry left You with three kid's and bad gas,
    To Run off to Freaking' Hawaii with Daphne Greengrass.
    You could Bitch at them, and rape them of sexual fluids and impale them on a pike..
    Especially Daphne, and then you'd be Ginny, The fucking dyke.

    Or you could be more subtle-I didn't mean to be vague, cast Bat-Boogey-or better yet, let them die of the plague, aslong as they suffered for their righteous act.

    Then you'd be Ginny.

    Yes, then you'd be a Superslag, like me.     ​
     
  20. Inquisition

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    Sung badly to: Just Died In Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew

    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight.
    It must've been some STD,
    I just died in your arms tonight...

    I keep looking for something I can't get
    Other people, they keep sayin' no,
    but I don't see an easy way to get out of this
    Her diary, it sits on the bedside table
    Inside's blank, is that how she feels and
    Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this.

    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some STD,
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    Did you have to give it to me?
    I should've walked away, I should've walked away...

    There's prolly a reason for feeling like this.
    Already know I'm just a name on a list,
    I'm tryin' to forget, but then it hurts again.
    I'm hackin' and coughin', my final mistake.
    The innocent act, it's all a big fake
    'Cause my doctor said "yer dyin', Mister Finnegan..."

    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some STD,
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    Did you have to give it to me?
    I should've walked away, I should've walked away...

    It was a long hot night
    She made it easy, she made it feel right
    But now it's over, the moment is gone
    I followed my cock, not my head,
    I know I was wrong.

    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some STD,
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    Did you have to give it to me?
    I should've walked away, I should've walked away...
     
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