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Personally I would make it a small pebble, eat it and let it lie in the sewage system forever!

 

I would put mine in a diamond, and leave it in the Bank of England simple.

 

I would make the Earth mine, and hide it in a Solar System. That or a piece of shit and use it as manure.

 

mine would be a large brick made out of a extremely durable nonreactive substance. It would the placed on the ocean floor with a remote portkey that would allow me to summon it to myself at will.

 

One grain of sand and I would leave it on a beach.

 

A grape flavored lolly pop, stored in a safe deposit box in Switzerland. If I ever died, I'd just posess someone to retrieve the candy and give it to a small child.

What the rest of you are forgetting is that you need to be able to find it again and use it to steal a body.

 

Put an advanced tracking charm on it and posses a wizard. Say the activation word something like "I want to go and bite Tom Marvello Riddle's nose" and VOILA

 

Videotapes that I have dispersed throughout the global community with a charm that alerts me when and where someone has watched one of the tapes so I can call them and tell them they are going to die in seven days.

Hey, an immortal has to get his kicks somehow.

Or perhaps a video game to a kid so when he claims that the video game made him do it people would not think that he meant it literally.

Here is a good one. A FF.NET server. Can you imagine the sheer number of people pouring their soul into their fanfics that it could possess?

 

Yes, but will it correct their horrid grammar and spelling? Would it reach through the screen and kill mpreg writers?

I'd give up a bit of my soul to make the FF world a better place, but I want assurances it will work.

 

Sand on a beach and a pebble in the ocean will not work. Erosion would destroy it.

I rather liked the ff.net server idea. If you could really make a web page into a horcrux, you would be unstoppable. You'd need virus blockers like hell, though.

 

A small lead weight and then I'd bury it in a field near to Sheffield.

Just because

 

An enchanted diary that I'd mail to Ginny Weasley.

Hey, it's worth a shot.

 

There may be a chance of a random Boy Hero destroying you, but hey! Worth a try right? Oh and you'd defile yourself that much? Ginslut as a host? Fuck man, that's low.

I'd make the internet a horcrux... Ooh the fun.

 

I'd make mine a cross, so if somebody destroyed it, they would burn in hell

 

I would steal something important but have no importance to me as an individual, like...the Declaration of Indepedence, make it my Horcrux, and then let it be found. Therefore, its under heavy protection for no other reason than it being important to others.

 

A properly-spelled one? Well, I'm not really a fan of making horcuxes. If I were to make a Horcrux, though, I'd probably make it as a book about medieval basket weaving. No one would ever read it.

 

Hmm, a dictionary since people I know don't look at those much. That way my new body if I needed one would most likely look like a nerd and no one would suspect that I wanted to become totalitarian of the world!

That or something around aliens, I could use a new look and I think that big black eyes and green skin would look absolutely dashing.

 

As far as I know, horcruxes are not consumed when used to resurrect oneself, so I would make one horcrux be a diamond, which I would deposit into a bank and never think of again, and the other would be a gold tooth, which would be on me at all times. Thus, any loyal minions have no trouble resurrecting me, and any insurgents cannot easily destroy me completely.

 

Mine would most likely be an atomic bomb.Try to destroy that Horcux, bitch!

Seriously though, I don't think an obviously light wizard would consider endangering thousands of people just to destroy one part of the villian's (my) soul, assuming they would be able to even find it. They wouldn't have the heart to do that to innocents. Plus it would kill them too unless they got crafty.

 

I'm pretty sure I'd have my Horcrux be a 1 inch vibrator.

Women wouldn't want to use anything that small (Thus they'd leave it be), and men wouldn't be caught dead going near it. With that knowledge I would probably hide it in the Pope's Lectern to see if he pulls it out on accident during some mass ceremony.