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Porn in HP Book 6

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rob, Nov 21, 2006.

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  1. Rob

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    Nov 21, 2006 #1
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    One way to keep the shippers happy I s'pose. :D
     
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    "Or blackmail for the next contract negotiation." Genius
     
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    Excellent. But also, in some ways, accurate. What was Rowling on when she wrote book 6? Alchohol could not have been enough. I like how they ripped on book 6 and the public reaction to the 'Hot Coffee' scandal from GTA. Very well done.
     
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    That made me chuckle.

    Nice find Rob.
     
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    Nov 22, 2006 #6
    pretty funny, got me laughing.
     
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    I really dont know what to say about it. *shrug*
     
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    ..Interesting.
     
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    Worth the time I spent reading it at least....
     
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    It gave me a laugh, so it was worth the time for me to read.
     
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    I actually thought this was real for a few minutes there :p. Otherwise its a funny read and made me chuckle a bit.

    P.S. Benwa, where is the quote in you sig from?
     
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    ::snorts::

    This would have been funnier if I had read it when that whole GTA thing hit. But funnier nonetheless.
     
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    Are...is that...what? is that true? i mean, wow. just, WOW.

    i agree on the point about book 6, though--what the HELL was she on?
     
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    This thread deserves a hearty roffle.
     
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    Yes its true. JKR has secretly been sneaking porn scenes into her book.

    I SINCERELY hope you were kidding before. :?

    ON the article itself; HILARIOUS. :D

    Made me chuckle. I liked it. 5/5
     
  16. Brazilianpimp

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! I just know that Jo would have been listening to I Wanna Fuck You by Akon (Explict version of I Wanna Love you) while she was writing that if the song had been out yet.
     
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    There wasn't porn in HBP? What the hell was I reading?
     
  18. Brazilianpimp

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    It was a mis-write. She wrote it while drunk and it was published in the early copies by accident.
     
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    I hope you're joking.

    You can't actually believe that shit, can you?

    JOKE!! Brazilian, JOKE!!!!

    About the article in itself: was worth a look :D.
     
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    Tinn: you are reprimanding someone who calls himself brazilianpimp and has an avatar saying Lord Ragnarok.

    I actually thought that the article was true until the pic loaded (net was a bit slow). Quite amusing, to say in the least.
     
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