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...ok I'm stopping now before I get even more of a headache... it's times like this that make me love DLP more.

 

Yeah, that makes sense. Didn't quite get the logic part, but if its posted by someone named weasleygirl93, it has to be right.

 

Haha.. A disease?

 

Voldemort gets the ILoveYou virus? [noparse][/obscurecomputergeekjoke][/noparse]

 

This person is clearly wrong. As we all should know, the gateway to ultimate power has nothing to do with the souls of the dead, but rather resides in the humble doily. It's all explained here:

 

Lol, so sorry if this seems like WHAO! WHAAA-OH! These theories are pretty shady, I say we stick with what BMM, Taure and others came up with in the real speculation thread.

Yeah...and I've never seen a more convincing reason for why super!Harry-Heir-of-all-Founders should exist. Of course, going with MagicalTWIT's idea, the only logical progression of thought is that Harry will get there first, and the souls (being remarkably sentient for little blobs of energy) will see him as the Chosen Savior of the Light, and grant him all their power and money and stuff. Power so taht Harry can twitch a finger and ice Voldemort, money so that Ginny will stay with Harry past the Honeymoon, and stuff so that Harry has something to play with when he isn't being pathetic. Of course, this would make the entire title of the book a worthless allusion at a possibly potential source of conflict...but who's complaining.

 

I get that joke... sad.

 

Sadly I do too....

As for me I tend to ignore these rumours because sadly JKR might just make them true. Hell maybe weasleygirl93 might be JKR.

 

Nah, JKR identified herself with Granger.

I have my theory. Harry will beat Voldemort with the Priori Incantatem. Remember, his wand has the same core as Voldemort's and Dumbledore says it's very important. Why would it be? There has to be a reason. I guess the reason it because it will be the downfall of the mighty Voldemort.

Plus, Hallows... wasn't there something about Hallows' Eve(--> Deathly Hallows) where the dead people are closed to the plane of the living. It was also the only moment where people could communicate with the dead. something like that, no?

So, I guess the final battle will happen at Hallows' Eve. Harry parents and recently killed best two friends will emerge from his wand and be alive again. Something like that has to be. And Harry's mysterious power of Love will make it happen, plus killing Voldemort in the process.


Anyway, I received this morning a letter from J.K.Rowling. She decided to send to her best fan the two last pages from her book.

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“Potter... surrender, or die!” he could her the high-pitched voice echo in his head.
“Never! You killed all I loved. You raped and killed Ginny, you killed Hermione, you killed Ron! You even killed my secret lover, Draco!” Harry tried to yell mentally, using his scar.
“Your pathetic friends got what they deserved! Once you fall, there will be no one to oppose me. You will die. Soon.” The high-pitched voice said in his head.
Harry gathered what strength he could and put his best Occlumency protections he could muster. He had to concentrate to destroy the last Horcrux in front of him.
‘Two years... I had the Horcrux during two years in front of my eyes and Dumbledore’s,’ he thought. Slytherin’s locked was all the time in Grimauld Place in the Attic where Kreacher tried to save as many Artifacts as he could, refusing to let these Mudblood scum throw these away.
“Yes!” cried Harry, raising his fist in victory. He finally destroyed the last Artifact that made Voldemort immortal. Now he could kill the bastard once for all.
Meanwhile, the Great Hall door flew open with a terrible boom. A cold feeling of fear and despair settled slowly amongst the last persons that protected the castle of Hogwarts.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named made his way in, his glowing red eyes watching the teachers and students trying to protect the Great Hall.
With a little flick of his wand, they were blasted away in the walls with sounds of broken bones.
Harry arrived suddenly.
“Tom, your adventure ends here.” Said Harry in a calm voice.
“Potter!” Hissed the Dark Lord. “You will die like the pathetic excuse of your parents, begging for their live!”
“No. Tonight, you will meet a far worse fate than Death. Tonight, everything will be over for you.”
“Trying to act like a Gryffondor. I admire your courage. Unfortunately I cannot let you live.”
“Avada Kedavra!” Roared Voldemort; a dark green twisted light was going towards Harry, but in the last moment he ducked and rolled to the floor.
“Expelliarmus,” Harry responded. The Dark Lord side stepped the hex and proceeded to cast another killing curse.
“Avada Kedavra.”
“Expelliarmus,” Harry intoned.
The two spells connected and after a bright flash of white light a golden dome formed around them. A phoenix song could be heard.
At once, Voldemort’s wand began to emit echoing screams of pain. Voldemort’s snaky red eyes widened in terror. A dense, smoky head emerged from the tip of the wand, then, a large and busty chest... Hermione Granger’s ghostly form emerged from his wand. Their form were way more corporeal than the last time the Priori Incantatum occurred. Almost as if they were alive...
“Hold on, Harry, don’t let it go,” she said, smiling faintly at him.
Another figure emerged from his wand. Now it was Ron Weasley, his best friend.
“Harry, you will win... don’t let it go...,” he said with an encouraging voice.
Many figures appeared, among them were his parents.
Many “Hold on” echoed in the dome.
Harry could feel his hand slowly burning, but he wouldn’t let it go. Voldemort tried to let go of the wand but he was incapable, as if a greater force than anything he has ever known was trying to force him to fight. Harry could see in Voldemort’s eyes for the first time fear. He decided to taunt him a little.
“This time, when you die, it will be all over. I destroyed your Horcruxes. All of them!”
“You lie!” Voldemort cried, shaking with fear.
“Why would I lie? Why would I?” He told him.
Voldemort was sweating like a pig. He reminded him a little of Dudley when he was trying to get upstairs.
Light bulbs or whatever it was between their Wand is slowly advancing toward Voldemort.
“Harry, my love, don’t let it go...” Ginny whispered reinsuring him.
When every light bulb entered in Voldemort’s Wand, a big white flash occurred, knocking out everyone.
Harry feel into unconsciousness.
When Harry woke up, he was in the hospital wing in a bed. He looked for his glasses.
“There” said a voice.
He took the glasses and looked around him. He nearly feel fainted in shock.
Lily and James Potter were on the one side of his bed. On the other were Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
“Are you...” he began.
“No my dear, we are alive and well, thanks to you.”
“Is Voldemort...”
“Yes, he is dead. Finally.”
Harry took a little mirror next to his bed and looked at him. He was shocked. His forehead was different. He couldn’t see anymore his Scar.

The End.

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Well, this is my theory of how it will end. What do you think?

 

Well when you think about how HBP could've been somebody cool, and it just ended up being fucking Emo!Snape, a disease isn't too farfetched.

 

The Pain... The PAIN! How could Draco not have returned to have a massive orgy with Ron, Ginny, harry, hermoine, James, Lilly, Remus, Dumbledor, Flitwick, Hagrid, The Patil Twins, Seceretly Fem!-Blaise, and random Muggle villager #2 from america?

You will note the sarcasm, or I will kill you... slowly and Painfully.

Oh wait, Inky is already doing that, I think I need to go peroxide my eyes now.


(Seriously though, your 'Final pages' are some pretty funny shit!)

 

Hmm . . . Inky, I'm going to have to say that I somehow doubt that.

First of all, allegedly, there are only two character deaths in DH.

Second of all, Draco is clearly a veela, and, since his name is draco, and he was born in December, which ALSO starts with a d, he can't die. And he's a woman. Obviously.

Third of all, the last sentence is awkward.

Last, you only used the word love two or three times in your bit.

Other than that, good fun.

 

Actually, incorrect, I think. The rumor in question is perpetrated by JKR herself, who admitted that two more characters than she had planned would die.

 

Somehow... I wouldn't be surprised if that is how the book is going to end. Except for that "Draco is my secret lover" part. Remember its a kiddy book!

 

{Snicker}

wouldn't that be a kick in the head? If that really does happen I'm taking everything after OotP out back and shooting it... Really they just need to be put out of their misery. I'd trash OotP too, but I can put up with small amounts of teenage angst when it's necessary.

 

Okay, how about this:
From From HPANA

So . . . it looks like the trio survives.

And . . . I suppose that Harry having a secret affair is a little heavy for a Children's book, but then again, so is racism and casual murder. Is being tortured into insanity really what you want to read to your seven year old?

 

Only if it's the 31st of October of the following year.

 

Though if it is in one year... a 17-18 year old defeating an 50+ wizard who's already died once is a bit of a stretch yeah?