Looking for a Fanfic I read a while ago and was wanting to read it again. The main basis of the story is that, Harry has a daughter with a girl from beauxbatons, but he does not realise he has a daughter for a couple of years. I believe the mother is called caterina but I may be wrong I was wondering if anyone else had read it before and could point me in the right direction.

 

Harry Potter and the Curse of child support backpayments by Deadbeatdad202.

 

Little Chicago wrote a similar piece in the Dresdenverse called Broken Rubber.

 

Couldn't find and not sure if that is the one but i remember that the girl turns out to be tart.

 

Not enough facepalms in the world for this one. And Seratin...lol. XD

 

I really do pity some people...

I don't know what made laugh more, this

or the Christine O'Donnell video in the Politics forum

 

Does one of the chapters start with the girl saying the following: "I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard."?

 

Is it possible to just give this entire thread a big thumbs up?

 

My thumbs up tells you exactly the point in which I hysterically laughed for half a minute.

Holy fuck, my side hurts. I really try not to make fun of stupidity because they can't help it and then stuff like this...

 

You should write this story.....