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[Mafia Game thread] What mafia is this?

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Sooh, May 31, 2018.

  1. Sooh

    Sooh First Year

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    As the sun rose over the savannah, the animals stirred, wakening from their slumber. Their limbs stretched and their heads rose towards the sun. Up at Pride Rock the lions yawned sleepily…



    Oh, the famous Lion King mafia. I’m so ready for this.


    … Simba bounced up, ready to start his day. His little paws felt the ground warming up as he made his way over to his parents…


    No! Don’t you dare!


    “Dad! Daaad! Come on dad, we gotta go! Wake up!” he shouted, charging head first into their drowsy bodies. Simba’s mother opened her eyes slightly, smiling at her eager little boy. “Your son is awake..” she mumbled. No answer came from the lion at her side.


    Do you really have to? I mean, this traumatized kids!


    “Mufasa” she said, nudging him with her paws. No response. “Mom?” said Simba, voice trembling. “Mom! Something is wrong with dad!”


    Tammy has died, she was Mufasa, Vanilla Town.



    Day 2 ends at:

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    With 11 alive it takes 9 to hard lynch.
     
  2. Cobalt

    Cobalt Third Year

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    Oh holy fucking SHIT YES.

    I want everyone who told me Newcomb was definitely not happening yesterday to grovel for mercy.

    FOR ONCE I AM SPOT ON. TODAY, I AM THE NEWCOMB WHISPERER. VICTORY SCREEEEECH!!!

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    That being said;

    You can die.

    You can extra die.



    YOU can MOST DEFINITELY die, preferably in a fiery explosion of death and despair.

    Townread evaporated.

    Vote: Gemma

    Explain yourself.
     
  3. Miner

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    Uhm,

    I was the one who had to force that lynch through bud.
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    Also,

    Lynch: Jan
     
  4. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    Vote: fonti
     
  5. Cobalt

    Cobalt Third Year

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    I'm not claiming hammer cred I'm just saying I was right.

    Shrug.
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    You are like super digging yourself into a hole right now.
     
  6. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    I panicked and kept thinking about Newcomb flipping town and how sick I would feel if he did and how that would be like a thing that made him take a break from mafia for a while and I just couldn't be on his lynch. I'm bad.
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    Because...?
     
  7. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Praise RNGesus! \o/
     
  8. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    I mean .. Gemma is very likely just spewed by Newcomb, no?

    So - not sure what hole youa re looking at my blue friend.
     
  9. Vaimes

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    That EoD had me SCREAMING.

    gimme an hour, at the doctor’s
     
  10. Miner

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    Wait you're still trolling.
     
  11. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    Also, dude, Cobalt, this might just be self-centered but I feel like I was a big reason why the lynch even went onto Newcomb. It wasn't until I voted him and said I would lynch him and called his posts scum that people started moving over there from Jari.
     
  12. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Also fuck you wolves I finally get to village with Tammy and you take her away from me.
     
  13. Miner

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    OK LOL FUCK NO.

    Lynch: Gemma
     
  14. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    Why is it trolling to think fonti is scum, Miner?
     
  15. Jarizok

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    Vote Vaimes
     
  16. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    Fuck you.
     
  17. Jarizok

    Jarizok Auror DLP Supporter

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    I shudda been teh dedz.

    The fuck happened there?
     
  18. Miner

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    Because out of everyone who pushed for Jari's lynch yesterday, fonti was probably the one that I'd consider the most town.
     
  19. Gemma

    Gemma Sixth Year

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    Why do you think you're alive Jari?
     
  20. Cobalt

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    Results?
     
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